Lawyers. What do you think about them? - by Secretary
pavlovscat on 5/11/2006 at 02:21
Aw, come on. It seems to be bash pavlovscat day. Don't be shy. Why not join in? ;)
Scots Taffer on 5/11/2006 at 02:25
My one and only experience with a lawyer was a painless and not terribly expensive one, and I happen to be good friends with more than one lawyer and find them to be knowledgable, acerbic, talented assholes. :D
Stitch on 5/11/2006 at 03:29
My one and only experience with a lawyer involved a lot of alcohol and absolutely no bouncing to 50 Cent whatsoever.
Turtle on 5/11/2006 at 04:56
Mine was the same, but really with no bouncing to 50 Cent.
And some decent smoking.
PigLick on 5/11/2006 at 08:48
fuck if RBJ was my lawyer...hahhah quite funny really
I'm sure he is good though
Crion on 5/11/2006 at 11:15
More expensive than a prostitute. Not nearly as fun.
...could be even over who leaves you feeling dirtier and a hollow shell of your former self.
Dia on 5/11/2006 at 12:31
I haven't had any negative experiences with attorneys. The lawyer I retained for my divorce from my first husband was a decent sort and my estate/finance lawyer is really a great person who knows her stuff. Frankly, I don't know what I'd do without her.
We need someone to wade through all that legal bullshit. That's why God created lawyers.
Secretary on 5/11/2006 at 12:32
Quote Posted by Para?noid
richard gere wasn't a lawyer in pretty woman you ignorant swine
Dear Para?noid, Mr. Gere was playing a so called 'white raider'.
Raiders are a special category of lawyers who denude undiligent owners of their property. Of course under owners i mean legal persons mostly, not natural persons.
'White' raiders use civilized measures to obtain control over one's property ('green mail' for instance), 'black' raiders use criminal ways, like fraud, extortion and murder.
Though you don't see Mr. Gere reading codes and other stuff he seems to be a lawyer, because if you want to earn money raiding (and manage an organization that practice this kind of buisness) you must know laws and above all legal terchnologies.
BTW It seems that you abuse others to maintain your image.
PigLick on 5/11/2006 at 13:29
yes well done you will go far here!
Matthew on 5/11/2006 at 16:48
Quote Posted by Secretary
he seems to be a lawyer, because if you want to earn money raiding (and manage an organization that practice this kind of buisness[sic]) you must know laws and above all legal terchnologies[sic]
Or hire people to do it for you. If I want to play a tabletop game I must know rules and above all strategies, but it doesn't make me a Games Workshop technician.
Also astonished at the uninformed bullshit against my profession itt
