aguywhoplaysthief on 7/7/2008 at 03:08
Quote Posted by RyushiBlade
Steak and Shake...cheese fries...Kraft Singles
What does it feel like to slowly commit suicide?
DaBeast on 7/7/2008 at 08:59
Cheesetastic?
PigLick on 7/7/2008 at 10:23
get some bread, spread with whole egg mayo, then slice of kraft cheese, grill = best fucking late night stoner snack ever
TTK12G3 on 7/7/2008 at 15:33
And I worry about my diet... :p
Mr.Duck on 8/7/2008 at 06:43
Quote Posted by Spitter
thought this was gonna be about Kraftwerk
Ditto.
:( How dissapointing.
OnionBob on 8/7/2008 at 13:49
Quote Posted by RyushiBlade
So it's 5:40am. I just got back from Steak and Shake, having grown hungry from watching too much Cowboy Bebop (just purchased the entire season on DVD, I recommend it). I ordered cheese fries and they didn't give me enough cheese...
Well, I took out some Kraft Singles out of the fridge, slapped them on top of my fries, microwaved 'em, and ate up.
But...
the last time I remember buying kraft singles was more than two years ago.I mean, it had no mold and it didn't smell or taste bad, but I can't help but think maybe I devoured an evolving micro-civilization in my cheese slices. I'd frankly be amazed if I don't get sick in the next 24 hours. Even if it barely qualifies, this is still cheese we're talking about. A lot of things less prone to mold than cheese can go bad in much shorter time.
How long does this stuff stay good for? Anyone eaten a slice older than mine? (Yes, I suppose this thread is pointless and I don't expect to die or anything. Just thought I'd share, really).
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http://m-tex.net/stuff/goonsay.gifjimjack on 8/7/2008 at 15:13
I am surprised nobody has mentioned CheezWhizz. Who would have thought to bottle cheese? It's processed cheese but it resembles some kind of plastic or putty..But I believe Cheez and whizz are two words that shouldn't be together.
There are some fine cheeses out there. Why wouldn't someone just take the time to manually slice some up?
Nicker on 8/7/2008 at 15:30
RyushiBlade wrote: blah blah blah Kraft Slices blah blah blah blah microwave blah bla...
I went blind at this point. Will someone please tell me that he didn't eat the resulting chemical spill. I need to be able to sleep at night...
37637598 on 8/7/2008 at 18:45
Fine cheese is for fruits, real men eat cheetos! With barbeque sauce! And WD-40!
pavlovscat on 9/7/2008 at 03:03
After Katrina hit, my job was cleaning out the fridge. :eww: The power had been off for weeks & weeks. Almost everything was stinky & moldy. There was only one thing in there that still looked like what it started out as...half a block of Velveeta wrapped in plastic wrap. It was more ovoid than rectangular, but it still looked like Velveeta. :eek:
