RyushiBlade on 6/7/2008 at 10:47
So it's 5:40am. I just got back from Steak and Shake, having grown hungry from watching too much Cowboy Bebop (just purchased the entire season on DVD, I recommend it). I ordered cheese fries and they didn't give me enough cheese...
Well, I took out some Kraft Singles out of the fridge, slapped them on top of my fries, microwaved 'em, and ate up.
But... the last time I remember buying kraft singles was more than two years ago.
I mean, it had no mold and it didn't smell or taste bad, but I can't help but think maybe I devoured an evolving micro-civilization in my cheese slices. I'd frankly be amazed if I don't get sick in the next 24 hours. Even if it barely qualifies, this is still cheese we're talking about. A lot of things less prone to mold than cheese can go bad in much shorter time.
How long does this stuff stay good for? Anyone eaten a slice older than mine? (Yes, I suppose this thread is pointless and I don't expect to die or anything. Just thought I'd share, really).
theBlackman on 6/7/2008 at 10:53
Don't know about "Kraft imitation cheeses", but some cheese is aged for years before it it considered "ripe". Others process in a day and some will stay viable for more than a year.
Mold on cheese is not necessarily "bad". Bleu Cheese IS MOLD. :ebil:
Spitter on 6/7/2008 at 11:15
thought this was gonna be about Kraftwerk
Fingernail on 6/7/2008 at 12:10
also well past their sell-by date ahohoho
Scots Taffer on 6/7/2008 at 13:32
why didn't you just put your chips in a plastic bag, nuke them then eat that
jesus you people disgust me
Thief13x on 6/7/2008 at 16:23
nah seriously dude try nuking an empty dorito bag, it's safe and puts on a cool show, plus leaves you with an exact replica about 1/10 of the size, althought doing this multiple times might piss your magnetron off
Kolya on 6/7/2008 at 16:29
Toys in the Attic
doctorfrog on 6/7/2008 at 21:18
Real food rots. I'm thinking the most your body will do is what it regularly does with Kraft Singles, pokes it around, makes a few faces, then just turns it into fat because it can't figure out what else to do with it.
dj_ivocha on 6/7/2008 at 21:30
Quote Posted by RyushiBlade
I took out some Kraft Singles out of the fridge...
the last time I remember buying kraft singles was more than two years ago.Now I want to watch Minority Report again... thanks for adding yet another movie to my evergrowing list of movies-I-want-to-watch-again! :mad:
fett on 6/7/2008 at 21:49
Since Kraft singles aren't technically food, you should be alright. They're like McDonald's cheeseburgers - made for the nuclear holocaust.
