Killer Whale Kills ... Duh! - by mxleader
mxleader on 26/2/2010 at 04:25
:laff: :thumb:
jimjack on 26/2/2010 at 06:23
Yes, massive super smart mammal locked up in a watery cage with some tree hugger twit explaining to people how sweet they actually are. I'm surprised it doesn't happen every time they get into a tank.
Yay Orcas.
Master Villain on 26/2/2010 at 08:27
Quote Posted by PeeperStorm
Seems to me that there's some aquatic favoritism going on here. If this were an elephant or a chimp it'd be a very
dead specimen by now.
Well killer whales can't just bust loose and murder everyone, can they? They have to convince people to get close to the tank instead.
"Come closer... I am a big friendly fish. I will be your friend. Let's cuddle... Awww... DINNER TIME! *chomp* Suckers."
If it was a giant squid no-one would fuck about playing with it. People would be screaming "NO! I don't want to go near it! I want to be in another country! AAAAAH!". Clearly killer whales need to have squid genes spliced in. Once they have tentacles, people will take orcas seriously.
Oh, and maybe also deep-sea-vent-dewlling-iron-plated-snail genes, too.
Iron plated tentacled killer whales: Serious business.
37637598 on 26/2/2010 at 08:57
Hahaha great link Scots!
The worst part is, a lot of those people work for seaworld because they 'love' animals. Hmm, I love black people so I'm gonna go capture a few as slaves. But it's okay, because I feed them plenty of raw fish. Oh but I'll let them go some day, because I care about them.
PeeperStorm on 26/2/2010 at 10:45
Quote Posted by Master Villain
Iron plated tentacled killer whales: Serious business.
Then they'd be hunted to extinction by Sea World, the French,
and hentai production companies.
"I'll take one order of Sauteed Shamu Schoolgirl Violation, to go, no wasabe, one croissant, and a couple of extra
pantsu."
june gloom on 26/2/2010 at 12:29
Quote Posted by mxleader
Starting a sentence with "And" is just bad grammar.
Seriously, if you have to correct someone's grammar, you don't really have much of an argument. And no, your sense of humour isn't "sick" (in the funny-but-oh-so-wrong sense.) It is most certainly "crap" (in the Tom-Green-called-he-wants-his-jokes-back sense.)
mxleader on 26/2/2010 at 15:30
Quote Posted by dethtoll
Seriously, if you have to correct someone's grammar, you don't really have much of an argument. And no, your sense of humour isn't "sick" (in the funny-but-oh-so-wrong sense.) It is most certainly "crap" (in the Tom-Green-called-he-wants-his-jokes-back sense.)
Now I'm insulted! Tom Green! I hate Tom Green!
Using "And" to start a sentence is like using "It" as the subject in a sentence, which is passive, making your words weak.
