Ulukai on 10/4/2009 at 13:06
Quote Posted by Noidypoos
if you are going to buy a PLANT, dont just make idle gestures, water that fucken thing everyday. it is a living, breathing organism and is certainly a lot more beautiful than you can ever be.
I have a Yucca plant called Juergen. He is awesome.
fett on 10/4/2009 at 13:15
You at least owe us capital letters.
Kolya on 10/4/2009 at 13:23
Quote Posted by Vivian
how do you pronounce dóng? doeng?
Imagine a French man saying 'shlong'.
I have a coconut palm, but it doesn't have a name yet. :erg:
/me waters said palm whispering: "From now on thy name be CHANEL."
henke on 10/4/2009 at 16:37
Quote Posted by Noidypoos
its really, really important to brush your teeth and floss everday. AND for the LOVE OF GOD, if you have facial hair and it is NOT dark, shave it. girls do not like that wispy, sysadmin goatee you sport. and please, if you are going to buy a PLANT, dont just make idle gestures, water that fucken thing everyday. it is a living, breathing organism and is certainly a lot more beautiful than you can ever be.
Great rules. But unfortunately the exact opposite of how I live my life.
in summary: ouch :(
Rug Burn Junky on 10/4/2009 at 17:09
If you wouldn't mind, I would like it blew
And If you wouldn't care, I would like it loose
And If you wouldn't mind, I would like to leave
rachel on 10/4/2009 at 17:25
Quote Posted by Kolya
Imagine a French man saying
'shlong'
There, no need to imagine now. :p
And noid, bring your ass at the MK meet in June, or else!
Marecki on 10/4/2009 at 21:02
Ahh, Noid. Nice to see you again, even if briefly.
Ulukai: I'm going to rename my aloe plant Yamamoto, let's co-opt someone with an Italian piece of flora and form an Axis of Evil! And then someone will end up with a fern named Stalin or something like that :)
Medlar on 10/4/2009 at 21:50
Good to see you noid. Post some music....
Does grey in facial hair count?
mol on 10/4/2009 at 21:54
*phoenix*
Starrfall on 10/4/2009 at 22:18
You killed a fern didn't you you bastard