Sombras on 13/7/2010 at 19:54

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OK, the facts:

#1: John Denver was born in Roswell, New Mexico, in the forties. That's Roswell, people.

#2: John Denver's dad was an Army Air Force officer. Air. Force.

#3: John Denver's dad was a German immigrant--from Germany.

Need I say more?

Sulphur on 13/7/2010 at 20:01

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Yeah, cuz if his name was like, John Colorado, it'd be... like, I dunno man, but it'd be fucking jape. What kinda country singer goes by a name like Colorado?

Humperdinck, now there's a name that's a candidate for anal probing. Fucking jape, man. Gotta give 'em extra terrariums a good ol' what for, is what I say.

Al_B on 13/7/2010 at 20:05

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Ummm "German Village". I'm missing something.

Al_B on 13/7/2010 at 20:57

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Sorry (not really) it's hurting you. Still, did a search on google for "John Deutschendorf conspiracy" since we know that despite google being controlled by the Illuminati, it's better than the other search engines which are all controlled by dodgy far East fundementalist types that sanitise the results.

First link looks promising: (http://dev.null.org/psychoceramics/archives/1998.05/msg00008.html) Mathematical proof that John Denver carries the Number of the Beast
Second link seems to focus on his obsession with space but as it's titled (http://peeringthrough.blogspot.com/2007/09/all-aboard.html) "Through the Looking Glass" it's probably reliable.
Third link appears to concentrate on Iggy Pop being mysteriously (http://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/c7u32/iggy_pop_was_born_exactly_9_months_after_the/?sort=new) born 9 months after Roswell which is clearly too believable to be considered a conspiracy.

If you're going for another angle please put yourself out of your misery.

Sgt_BFG on 13/7/2010 at 21:22

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