Kolya on 8/3/2007 at 14:55
Girl, I love you. You look great in the bathrobe, with the cat on your lap, looking at the monitor. Your hair isn't unkempt, it's
wild! And you need no make-up at all, you look best when you're natural. You make me happy just by being with you. I know you don't like sex before breakfast, even when it's afternoon. But I got up early and bought you these flowers. I call them "Women's day sex flowers". See? There's a condom packaged as a rose in there. :D
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http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/8497/countrygardenou4.jpgTurtle on 8/3/2007 at 15:22
Where's my pancakes, woman?!
BrokenArts on 8/3/2007 at 16:15
Quote Posted by Turtle
Where's my pancakes, woman?!
/me says, in a typical woman fashion way. Make it yourself!
Dia on 8/3/2007 at 16:22
Quote Posted by Shayde
All heil the Vagoo.
Seconded.
Face it, they'd all be lost without our Uterine Finding Device. The location of car keys, wallets, & socks would remain forever a mystery to the dears.
P.S. Thank you.
Vivian on 8/3/2007 at 16:53
Whoa, hold up there - this day is for international women. Unless you can prove you've been a woman in more than one major country you're not eligible.
Aerothorn on 8/3/2007 at 16:55
Without them, there'd be no one to iron my underwear:(
Rogue Keeper on 8/3/2007 at 17:40
Cmon, mom taught me to iron clothes when I was 10.
You can swallow it if you iron clothes while you listen to some good hard techno trax.
doctorfrog on 8/3/2007 at 17:44
Hey ladies in the place I'm callin' out to ya
There never was a city kid truer and bluer
There's more to me than you'll ever know
And I've got more hits than Sadaharu Oh
Tom Thumb Tom Cushman or Tom Foolery
Date women on T.V. with the help of Chuck Woolery
Words are flowing out just like the Grand Canyon
And I'm always out looking for a female companion
TBE on 8/3/2007 at 18:33
Women. There's nothing better in this world. Money, status, toys, etc. How can we enjoy anything without our women? Fuck, they pick up our underwear and still like us. (Most of the time.) Then they go through giving birth. Excuse me, but no man is that strong. Hip hip hooray for the women.
Turtle on 8/3/2007 at 21:30
Quote Posted by BR796164
You can swallow it if you iron clothes while you...
My perfect woman!
