IRC dramarama! (or, help clear my name) (or, Starchat are hopeless mongs) - by Paz
d0om on 30/12/2005 at 21:05
Captain Blackadder: And then the final, irrefutable proof. Remember, you mentioned a clever boyfriend...
Nurse Mary: Yes.
Captain Blackadder: I then leapt on the opportunity to test you. I asked if he'd been to one of the great universities, Oxford, Cambridge, or Hull.
Nurse Mary: Well?
Captain Blackadder: You failed to spot that only two of those are great Universities.
Nurse Mary: Swine!
General Melchett: That's right! Oxford's a complete dump!
MsLedd on 30/12/2005 at 21:13
Lieutenant George: "Sir, what do we do if we should happen to tread on a mine?"
Captain Blackadder: "Well, standard procedure is to jump 200 feet into the air and scatter yourself over a wide area."
Flashheart: "Ok chums, as the bishop said to the choirboys, LET'S DOOO IT!"
Schattentänzer on 30/12/2005 at 21:18
I FIGHT BY YOUR SIDE M'LORD!!
m'lady?
Paz on 30/12/2005 at 23:00
In case people are still confused, my troubles are most assuredly at an end.
"Mrs Miggins, there's nothing intellectual about wandering around Italy in a big shirt trying to get laid."
Mr.Duck on 30/12/2005 at 23:08
2 weeks, try 2+ years, and a country ban, not just one IP ban :D
Regardless, hear, hear!!!, welcome home milady...er...m'lud...
RBJ - lol!
The StarChat team, always the charming bunch...
Ulukai on 30/12/2005 at 23:24
Old Crone: "There are two things you should know about the wise woman. First, she is very wise. And second..."
Blackadder: "She's a woman?"
Old Crone: "Oh, you know her then?"
Blackadder: "No, it was just a wild stab in the dark, which is what you'll be getting if you don't become more helpful."
R Soul on 31/12/2005 at 01:24
Blackadder needs to raise a lot of money quickly:
Blackadder: Baldrick...
Baldrick: Yes milord?
Blackadder: Go forth into the street and let it be known that Lord Blackadder wishes to sell his house. Percy...
Percy: Yes milord?
Blackadder: Just go forth into the street.
TheOutrider on 31/12/2005 at 04:19
Quote Posted by Renzatic
YOUR NAME APPLIES TO HIM NOW!
HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSEN!
fett on 31/12/2005 at 05:38
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Maybe I sleep-IRCed and shared a bunch of child porn without my knowledge, or something.
MAYBE???
Strangeblue on 31/12/2005 at 06:47
"The path of my life is stewn with cowpats from the Devil's own satanic herd!"
"...The lamest wheeze since Cardinal Woolsey got his knob out at Hampton Court and stood at the end of the hall pretending to be a door."
