IRC dramarama! (or, help clear my name) (or, Starchat are hopeless mongs)

Paz on 30/12/2005 at 19:26

Well, this is a slightly ego-centric thing to post but I need to rouse the IRC JUSTICE KRU - and this is the perfect place to do so, really.

I shall begin at the beginning!

My late afternoon IRC excursion was greeted by the following message:

*** K-lined for 2 weeks [#1741: kline evading again]
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Closing Link: Paz[hello-my-ip-goes-here.dsl.pipex.com] (K-lined)

That was quite a surprise! So I filled in some crap on the Starchat website and fagged up a thread in here until Ulu was kind enough to supply me with an email address. It was to this address that I sent an explanation of my confusion and innocence as well as the kind offer to supply any 'proof' (haha, what is this, Columbo?) that may have been necessary.

I have since received this helpful reply!

"Not mistaken identity - you have another nick, riverrun, and you are banned from starchat.

Kind regards,

StarChat Kline Team - www.starchat.net"

Yes, thanks. Except I've no idea who the fuck 'riverrun' is. They have a shitty name though, so congrats to them for that. Maybe I sleep-IRCed and shared a bunch of child porn without my knowledge, or something.

I'm pretty sure Pipex use shared IP addresses to some extent, SO IT'S NOT HARD TO SEE WHAT HAS HAPPENED HERE.

So, yes, I'm faced with the terrifying prospect of doing something useful with my life here - and frankly that's just too scary for words. What's my next step? The chumps at Starchat obviously have an OPEN AND SHUT CASE on me. Therefore I open the floor to you, internet chums!

CAN YOU CLEAR MY NAME AND SAVE THE PRESIDENT?

Para?noid on 30/12/2005 at 19:42

YOU HAVE MY SWORD

d0om on 30/12/2005 at 19:57

AND MINE AXE

<jinxi> doom, let me fix that one
<jinxi> have him try now doom, I set it a bit differently

Paz, try to see if you are free

Myoldnamebroke on 30/12/2005 at 19:58

FOR FREEDOM

Renzatic on 30/12/2005 at 19:58

Quote Posted by Myoldnamebroke

FOR FREEDOM

YOUR NAME APPLIES TO HIM NOW!

Rug Burn Junky on 30/12/2005 at 20:06

If only sailoreagle were here. She could set things straight with her winning personality and friendly connections to the Starchat admins!

Paz on 30/12/2005 at 20:07

INTERNET FRIENDS GET RESULTS

Thanks all! This thread is now about your favourite lines from Blackadder:

"Someone's for the chop. You or me, to be precise. Let's face facts Perce ... it's you."

David on 30/12/2005 at 20:49

I've got a plan, and it's as hot as my pants!

Blackadder! Blackadder! He heard the new world call. / Blackadder! Blackadder! Discovered bugger all!

MsLedd on 30/12/2005 at 20:57

Prince <s>House</s> George: "I'm as happy as a Frenchman who has just invented a pair of self-removing trousers."

Flashheart: "She's got a tongue like an electric eel, and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils."

Lady WhiteAdder: "Cold is God's way of telling us to burn more Catholics."

Spitter on 30/12/2005 at 21:02

IF YOU HESITATE, PEOPLE DIE