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Gingerbread Man on 24/8/2006 at 06:39

Somehow I knew your perfect world would be something like that.

Tocky on 25/8/2006 at 02:41

In lieu of an actual contribution I have decided to proclaim myself cartoon psychoanylist.

In the first selection we see that a once imperious queen now in distress has come to plead of her inability to reach her pussy. Initially our hero is involved in important work for the benifit of all mankind but, as we see, he cannot resist the lure of loose pussy. The tree as symbolic hand holding it just out of reach is but additional impetus.

He then seeks the help of a friend but we soon find that the friend is only a vehicle for facillitating the proximity of puss. Such is the nature of young friendships with no disaproval or recrimination as all young men understand the need inately.

Upon arrival he surveys the situation as the queen, now in emotional turmoil, offers money for his service. Our sympathy is naturally drawn to her delima as it is common to be unable to reach well enough with our own appendages. Our hero is confident, however, of his reach.

Once the goal has been achieved a startling turn of events takes place. The hero now sated with possession of his goal is no longer concerned with the queens needs and throws his nuts in her face.

In the second cartoon we see a very ugly woman in a very ugly dress.

The third indicates severe mental disorder and internment in the nearest snake pit. Preferably poisonous.

Ultraviolet on 25/8/2006 at 06:16

Tocky: I LOL'd. Your assessment of the first seems like it really could be a true interpretation.

Lhet on 25/8/2006 at 06:47

But MSpaint just looks so...unprofessional.

Homru on 25/8/2006 at 07:56

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Para?noid on 25/8/2006 at 11:39

not going until cat is replaced by corgi i must say your queen research needs more funding sir i demand satisfaction

Gingerbread Man on 25/8/2006 at 18:55

I was going to make it a corgi but then I realised the comic would be only one panel long, and would consist of:

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http://www.ttlg.com/gbm/corgi.jpg

Anyway, in my perfect world we ate all the fucking corgis.

Jakeyboy on 25/8/2006 at 23:11

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Morte on 29/8/2006 at 21:35

Code:

PAGE ONE

NINE PANEL GRID

PIC 1

A hand shutting off an alarm clock on a nightstand. The clock reads 6:30.

CAPTION: In a perfect world...

PIC 2

Knock panels 2 & 3 on the first tier together. A man in the late twenties
is sitting up in a king-size double bed, rubbing his eyes. A woman is lying
next to him, buring her face in a pillow. He's got hollywood looks - Josh
Hartnett if Josh Hartnett had enough testosterone to be able to carry
stubble. She's mostly hidden by pillow, covers and her long hair, but what
we see hint at gorgeousness. The bedroom screams how modest and
tasteful it is about being classy and expensive.

PIC 3

Knock panels 1 & 2 on this tier together. Him, in silk pyjama pants, sitting
with his feet up on the kitchen table, drinking his a cup of coffee and
reading the paper. First rays of the sun fall on the skyline filled with
skyscrapers visible through the window behind him.

PIC 4

A toaster, crumbs around it, and two halves of a freshly squeezed grapefruit

PIC 5

Cut to: Him in a tracksuit fastening an iPod Nano on his wrist.
The display says he's playing Shaggy - Mr Bombastic

PIC 6

Cut to: Him kneeling down, tying the laces of a pair of ludicrously
expensive running shoes.

PIC 7

Cut to: Him walking out the front door of the apartment.

PAGE 2

NINE PANEL GRID

PIC 1

Knock all three panels on the first tier together. We're in a park, long shot
of him coming towards us, over the crest of a small hill. Below, on the
right-hand side of the trail is a pond. It's going to be a glorious day.
A bit of early morning mist is still clinging to life.

PIC 2

Close-up on the right side of his head. He's perspiring slightly, and looks
to be humming along to whatever his iPod is currently vomiting into his skull.

PIC 3

Same shot, with crosshairs from a sniper rifle overlain.

PIC 4

Cut to: Front shot, full figure. Him falling towards the pond. Fountain of
blood and brain matter from his left temple, non-plussed expression on his
face.

PIC 5

Cut to: His upper body crashing into the pond.

PIC 6

Shot of head, half-buried in water. The water, having quieted down, is
turning red with blood.

PIC 7

Same shot as before, but with birdshit landing on his cheek.

CAPTION: In a perfect world, people prettier, wealthier and more successful
than me get fucking culled.

CandyStick on 29/8/2006 at 23:29

Here is my addition to random comics (my first comic ever too, took me about 20 minutes with paint), the "idea" just developed as I drew.....

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http://img152.imageshack.us/my.php?image=thecomic121gq9.jpg

Ok it's bad (by bad i mean GREAT!), but whatever...