TBE on 13/1/2007 at 08:50
This guy has a friend that always manages to pick up hot chicks at the beach. He asks his friend what his secret is. The friend says, "Well, I put a potato in my swimming shorts, and the ladies just flock to me like crazy."
So the next day the guy goes to the beach after putting a potato in his shorts. The guy has no luck. He then goes over to his friends house, and says, "Look! I didn't get a single chick to talk to me at all." The friend looks down and says, "You're supposed to put the potato in the front of your shorts, not the back."
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kidmystik101 on 13/1/2007 at 09:36
I say, good sir, it appears you are a dumbass. Good day.
Josh68 on 13/1/2007 at 15:19
Oh dear God, if you are out there, please send me to hell after this. It will be a blessed release. At least I'll be able to scream (I hope you can scream in hell). Where I am now I can't do anything, I can hardly move.
Even better, let me cry. Screaming is nice, it will let my pain out but crying soothes. It's been 10 years now I've been asking 'Please let me cry.' and you have ignored me. Send me to the place of forever crying.
Dia on 13/1/2007 at 16:42
Be careful of what you wish for. Too many of us have cried and with just cause. Crying's not the 'soothe-all' you seem to think it is. Tears don't make the pain go away.
You're obviously in dire need of professional help. Do yourself a favor and get some.
Help, that is.
Josh68 on 13/1/2007 at 16:51
'Help' is what got me where I am today. 'Help' taught me that I need to look elsewhere and outside for what I need to 'fix me' rather than relying on myself. Now I am relying on myself and I won't accept alternatives until I fail.
Vigil on 13/1/2007 at 16:57
So which was the part that involved trolling commchat with your bullshit? And could we move on from that to the part that involves you leaving and never coming back?
Dia on 13/1/2007 at 16:58
Quote:
'Help' is what got me where I am today.
Sounds like you got the wrong kind of help. Try again.
JACKofTrades on 13/1/2007 at 17:08
Has Skronk come back?
fett on 13/1/2007 at 17:35
I keep misplacing my Nick Cave CD. Where the FUCK is that thing?
