IF you were JC.... - by Dinadan
Dinadan on 23/6/2002 at 03:03
If you were Jc, (assuming you had the choice) would you have sent the signal to all the happy little terrorist, or would you have screwed it even knowing the truth, living out your safe live, full well knowing the events that would follow. Would you be brave enough to align those discs? What would you do?
Picasso on 23/6/2002 at 03:19
I think I would. Yeah, I'd join the NSF and destroy all those evil power-hungry groups... UNATCO... MJ-12... GreenPeace...
Dragonclaw on 23/6/2002 at 10:18
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Originally posted by Picasso GreenPeace... :cheeky: :thumb:
Tobbe 2-4601 on 23/6/2002 at 13:51
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Originally posted by Picasso GreenPeace:thumb:
Illuminatus on 24/6/2002 at 00:58
If I was JC... oh, the possibilities.
As I've never been in that kind of situation before, I don't think I am justified to give an (accurate) response. But knowing me... I probably would have hid in the sewers and hoped that everything would magically work out.
SNAFU on 24/6/2002 at 04:35
Hmmmm.... good question here.
If I had been JC, well, I think I would have done it, but probably only after telling Paul I didn't think I could do it. Then he would give me that "Oh, well then. I'll stay here and just keel over and die." and I wouldn't have any other choice but to send the signal.
Oh, and I would have 1st gone to the bar, bought me like 20 forties, get REALLY drunk, then stumble over there and align the dishes.:cheeky:
-Paraphrased Transcript Follows...-
JC SNAFU: Huh? Where the hell am I? What's my name?
Walnut Simple:SNAFU? I've ordered the troopers to kill you cause you suck. And I SAW you kill that hooker with a LAM, so DON'T play dumb with me. I don't have the patience to let that kill-switch give you a slow, painful death for THAT.
JC SNAFU: D00d, wtf? Kill me? Ha! I'm playing Realistic, so you can't kill me! I PWNZ JOOZ!!11 And that hooker wouldn't give me a freebie!
*clicking of a gun*
UNUTCO Trooper: What the hell...? It's SNAFU!
Other UNUTCO Trooper: What's SNAFU?
JC SNAFU: WAAAAZZZZUPPPPP??!!1
UNUTCO Trooper: No! It's SNAFU!
Other UNUTCO Trooper:: What do you mean?
JC SNAFU: Hey d00dz? Where's the wittle boy's room?
UNUTCO Trooper: No! Listen. It's JC SNAF.... Oh, screw it! Never mind. We'll let Gersplut the mech try and kill him unsuccessfully in Paris in a most interesting plot twist.
Other UNUTCO Trooper: Oh... O.K. Bathroom's on the ground floor. I won't be anymore specific than that cause nobody else in this damn game is anymore specific. Just ask one of the random trooper's for the key. Or pay me 4,983,278,954,372,947,473,298 credits to tell you the keycode. Or kill that Walnut Simple guy and I'll give you a 56.89% discount. Or maybe a LAM or some lockpicks could do the trick. Alternatively, you could simply use the ventilation shafts to gain entry. Or...
JC SNAFU: Uh... all that's just fine d00d, but I think I'll just frob one of the trees in Energizer Bunny Park. Thx anyway!
-End Transcript-
juveli on 24/6/2002 at 08:00
(In Paul's apartment)
JC: OK, Paul, let's get outta here.
Paul: Not yet! First you'll have to go to NSF headquarters and send a signal to my NSF friends...
JC: Oh for God's sake....
*Prods Paul unconsicous*
JC: Right, now we'll take a hike. I'll let Jock hide him somewhere in Hong Kong while I take out that Tong character.
Uncia on 24/6/2002 at 10:54
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Originally posted by SNAFU Other UNUTCO Trooper: Oh... O.K. Bathroom's on the ground floor. I won't be anymore specific than that cause nobody else in this damn game is anymore specific. Just ask one of the random trooper's for the key. Or pay me 4,983,278,954,372,947,473,298 credits to tell you the keycode. Or kill that Walnut Simple guy and I'll give you a 56.89% discount. Or maybe a LAM or some lockpicks could do the trick. Alternatively, you could simply use the ventilation shafts to gain entry. Or...:cheeky: :thumb:
Personally what I would like would be a guide that tells you the best times to rob specific ATM machines so what you get the most cash out of them. I hate those things, it's always "d'oh, now I found a code someone again conveniently wrote down and left here, but I already hacked al 3 of them things by now... Reload. Replay 15 minutes of the game just to get 100 credits more."
Ooh, question- HOW do you get into the police station in Paris? You talk to the parents whose kid is in the police squad and the father gives you the entrance code or something [or maybe not *g*], hinting that you should go there. But I've investigted all those buildings and possible climbing points and found none accessible. What the hell?
Dragonclaw on 24/6/2002 at 11:59
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Originally posted by SNAFU JC SNAFU: WAAAAZZZZUPPPPP??!!1
UNUTCO Trooper: No! Listen. It's JC SNAF.... Oh, screw it! Never mind. We'll let Gersplut the mech try and kill him unsuccessfully in Paris in a most interesting plot twist.
:cheeky:
Compliment, dear friend. A true SNAFU indeed, I might say. [/Noble]
PS: Hmm... Too bad you cannot blow your own LAMs, right?
BANZAI!!! :ebil:
