Starrfall on 27/10/2006 at 04:06
Once there was a boy named gbm. He was the tallest boy in the whole world, or at least taller than most of it. He lived in an igloo with the fattest dog there ever was, the drooliest dog there ever was, the oldest cat there ever was, and a normal cat. There may have been a gecko or some turtles or something also.
He used to have a computer that was made of sticks and glue, but then he got a better one. He once made a cake by accident. He occasionally put maple syrup on things, but that’s just what those people do and we should be understanding.
He ate a bat once, but not with olives. He didn’t like olives but we should be understanding about that too. Not once, but two times he ate the equivalent of an entire cow at some Brazilian restaurant in West Covina. He didn’t like ferris wheels, but he could eat an entire jar of pickles at once.
He once met this girl and they hung out and it was pretty cool, except that time when she almost drove the car they were in into the ocean. On occasion they were able to turn grain soup into alcohol.
He grew icebergs and had a zoo with raccoons in it, for some reason. He could air guitar like a maniac. He preferred Frank Sinatra to Bing Crosby. He was excellent at building furniture. He read a book. He was an excellent golfer. One time he robbed an Indian Casino by accident.
One time he was a hundred years old but thought that was gay so he went back in time to a day when he was only like thirty something. And that day is today.
Happy Birthday :D
Scots Taffer on 27/10/2006 at 04:13
I hope that you appreciate, due to time differences, that I forgoed posting this for 14 hours so that you could have this, Starreh. :D
Happy Birthday GBM!
Good luck with [censored].
Briareos H on 27/10/2006 at 04:24
\o/ GBM
TheHurley on 27/10/2006 at 04:46
no no b day! i wish him a verry happy un-b-day!
Turtle on 27/10/2006 at 05:06
In honor of this Occasional Occasion, I have <strike>copied</strike> written this poem.
<b>Tomorrow's the Fair</b>
Tomorrow's the fair
And I shall be there,
Stuffing my guts
With gingerbread nuts.
<strike>-Anonymous</strike> -Turtle
Happy Birthday, Geebums!
Shayde on 27/10/2006 at 05:17
Happy 30th birthday you MS paint using - CAPS SHOUTING - food connoisseuring - spider fearing beast you!
ps the photo's are in the mail.
PigLick on 27/10/2006 at 05:50
an excellent golfer eh?
Well besides that happy birthday you maniac!
Scots Taffer on 27/10/2006 at 06:02
Golf in canada is probably some meat eating endurance sport though.
henke on 27/10/2006 at 06:18
Quote Posted by Starrfall
He preferred Frank Sinatra to Bing Crosby.
WHO DOESN'T? Bing Crosby fake poser $#ITHEAD F#%KER :grr: ITS ALL FANCY DANCEVIDEOS AND COMPUTERS :mad:
Oh yeah, happy birthday GBM
edit: answer to Dave's riddle: Satelitesmokecolors! What do I win?
