PeeperStorm on 7/4/2010 at 04:12
I remember when a classmate brought up Science And Religion in my introductory college physics class. The professor took five minutes and proved that God exists. He then took a further five minutes and proved that God doesn't exist. And then he kept us all 10 minutes later than usual to make up the lost time, instead of letting us out early like he usually did.
No one ever brought it up again.
Rug Burn Junky on 7/4/2010 at 04:54
Quote Posted by Sypha Nadon
Mainly because on September 3rd, 2003, I woke up in the middle of the night and saw a vision in which I viewed all my past lives in fast motion before seeing God
On August 13, 1994, I floated up through the cosmos, met god and we had breakfast.
But then I remembered that I was surrounded by 250,000 people at Woodstock, I'd been smoking pot for two days straight, I was shrooming, and I'd just had the biggest whippet balloon I'd ever seen.
So I've got that going for me, which is pretty nice.
witherflower on 7/4/2010 at 05:05
Quote Posted by Rug Burn Junky
On August 13, 1994, I floated up through the cosmos, met god and we had breakfast.
But then I remembered that I was surrounded by 250,000 people at Woodstock, I'd been smoking pot for two days straight, I was shrooming, and I'd just had the biggest whippet balloon I'd ever seen.
So I've got that going for me, which is pretty nice.
*Laughs*
Thanks for sharing. You have a sense of humor right up my alley. But what makes it less real if induced by drugs? It might be artifical, like viewing a room through a monitor instead of actually going through the door, and thus might not be experienced properly- but how can it be classified as pure bullshit? Just curious.
Sypha Nadon on 7/4/2010 at 05:11
Well, in my case I've never done drugs. The closest I ever came was when I saw Nine Inch Nails live in 2000... so many people were smoking pot around me that I think I may have gotten a little high from all the second-hand pot smoke, because after the show I felt strangely cheerful and chatty.
rachel on 7/4/2010 at 13:10
I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porcelain was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I had a revelation, a picture, a picture in my head, a picture of this.
zombe on 7/4/2010 at 14:39
Quote Posted by Sypha Nadon
Well, in my case I've never done drugs.
Irrelevant anyway. Don't presume that drugs are required. Yes, they might help, but your head can make shit up without them pretty nicely too. (My personal favorite: waking myself up, for whatever reason, and get dreamy-crap bleed into my perception of the real world - usually pretty interesting actually)
frozenman on 7/4/2010 at 15:34
Quote Posted by PeeperStorm
The professor took five minutes and proved that God exists. He then took a further five minutes and proved that God doesn't exist.
Surely lasers were involved? I won't believe any proof or disproof of the existence of God unless it involves really high powered lasers.
june gloom on 7/4/2010 at 17:23
As usual, Kolya comes through on having the best post in the thread.
fett on 7/4/2010 at 19:27
@Kolya :laff::laff::laff::laff:
