Austin on 19/12/2002 at 21:42
I'm playing through DX...again...for the umpteenth time. This game's got so much replayability, it's Unreal...oh wait, that's the engine it used. Anyhow, check this out.
I'm an accountant working for an Architectural and Interior Design Firm, and I have this lady call me every week, sometimes more than once a week, wondering about their next payment. She's always asking all these questions I can't give her the answers to, and I'll say, "I don't know, I can't tell you what this guys going to do. I put your name on the list every week." So then she'll try and do like Joe Green, read between the lines. She'll say something along the lines of "Oh, I see, this is a feminist thing. I know other men like him." I usually just laugh and think to myself, "This lady could be Joe Greens wife."
Here are some other examples of things she's said.
Example #1
Lady: "So, do you think I'll get that check this week?"
Me: "Umm, I'm not sure. It depends on the cash flow we've got coming in off the projects."
Lady: "Oh, o.k., I see, this is a regular thing then, you not getting money off your projects. So, you don't care whether you finish them or not."
Example #2
Lady: "Well, does he even acknowledge I'm here?"
Me: "I guess, you need to ask him that."
Lady: "Oh, so he doesn't notice people unless they shove a firecracker up his ***."
You'll notice in these examples, she sure does assume alot. Anyhow, I just think she reminds me of Joe Green.
santaClaws on 19/12/2002 at 22:05
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Originally posted by Austin This game's got so much replayability, it's Unreal...oh wait, that's the engine it used.Boy, thanks a lot that you explained this one. Otherwise I'd still be trying to figure out your ingenious joke. How long did it take you to come up with it, anyway? Wow.
Don't be mad now, the other stuff is funny alright (: Don't feel attacked or somthing like all the others. I just can't keep my loose mouth shut.
And I still think it's funny. :D
Austin on 20/12/2002 at 02:58
I know, it was a pretty gay joke. Oh wait, can I say that? Is that politically correct?
Winston Smith on 20/12/2002 at 05:02
*pin drops*
;)
santaClaws on 20/12/2002 at 13:22
You can indeed ;) but to enlighten us some more, I'd suggest to use the word gaie. Parce-que French is superbe! Heh.
A|thalus on 21/12/2002 at 01:39
just cough as you say it. always seems to fix every thing. (cough)gay(cough).