Mr.Duck on 16/7/2006 at 05:55

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Care to join me for a spot of tea?
Then again some say I prefer pee
But never fear for both are here
Inside this vase of purest glass
Not something so cheap as an ass
So worry not and come along
Bring supplies and fix that bong
For I would like to drink tea today
Before I must go up up and away.