Gingerbread Man on 17/4/2007 at 03:25
What do you want to know about the future? Bear in mind that even though I can relate tales of futuristic awesomeness (or hilarious futuristic failure), I may not fully understand the circumstances behind many of the events I have seen.
I have just spent 8 months in the future and I have seen many things. On Earth. I have seen many things on Earth. Don't go asking me about Neptune because in 2066 we discovered that Neptune is a figment of our imaginations. And I was in the future LONG after 2066, so that kind of information is totally old hat, like saying "zomg did you hear the earth is round??"
Ko0K on 17/4/2007 at 03:29
Yeah, does the human race exist in the future, or will we have wiped ourselves out?
Shoshin on 17/4/2007 at 03:30
Hats. People aren't wearing enough of them. In the future, has this been rectified?
Scots Taffer on 17/4/2007 at 03:33
Do they eventually remake every classic, brilliant movie?
Fringe on 17/4/2007 at 03:37
Is Duke Nukem Forever out?
Gingerbread Man on 17/4/2007 at 03:38
Hats have INDEED been rectified. No longer is the average citizen subjected to tyranny of this sort:
Inline Image:
http://www.ttlg.com/gbm/superhat.jpgIn the future, you can rectify your hat if you want. "Asshat" is no longer a term of disparagement, but instead a factual description of apparel.
hth
Vraptor7 on 17/4/2007 at 03:39
Does the BioShock collector's edition come with that fucking figurine or not?
Gingerbread Man on 17/4/2007 at 03:39
The human race exists, is happy and healthy, and has (surprise) grown another testicle.
Collectively, I mean. I don't want to imply that everyone has three balls, it's just the one.
Gingerbread Man on 17/4/2007 at 03:44
Duke Nukem Forever was switched over the the Unreal 5 engine in late 2028. At some point (no-one's sure when or exactly why) the employees of 3dRealms -- en masse -- started creating a lawnmowing simulator. Speculation that this may have been due to the supernatural focus the Unreal 5 engine put on individually-physicked blades of grass (right down to individual variations in dew-support) following the great "Win Your Weight In RAM" contest sponsored by ATI and nVidia in 2022.
Needless to say, no one has seen any new screenshots since the sketches George Broussard posted on his mySpace shortly after his psychotic break.
Gingerbread Man on 17/4/2007 at 03:45
And yeah, that fucking figurine came with the BioShock instead of that awesome art book / making-of I saw in the alternate future when I took the wrong exit of Transatlantic-88 and found myself outside the Bermuda Triangle Disco.
