Insertnamehere on 28/11/2003 at 14:05
How interesting... that actually reminds me of a true story I heard about.
There were once two Dutch guys, who were in the navy, and a couple of days before they would be send off on a fleet sailing around the world, they stole a garden gnome from the garden of a middle aged couple.
They took the gnome all over all the world, made a photograph of it on which was clearly shown were he was on that moment (Hawaii, South Africa, Turkey, Korea etc) and send the photograph to the gnome-owning couple. Sounds pretty cool doesn't it? Your garden gnome, traveling all over the world, visiting the most exotic places!
Indeed. But when the two seamen returned home and neatly gave back the gnome to the middle aged couple (clearly showing they had meant it as a joke, and a good one too, you agree with me), guess what happened:
They were sued.
They were goddamn sued by the middle aged couple. What an obnoxious show of lack of humour. This story made me laugh and made me angry. I hope the middle aged couple was murdered in its bed by the gnome.
Scots Taffer on 28/11/2003 at 14:14
Dutchies watching Frenchie Films.
What next?
Mr.Duck on 28/11/2003 at 14:16
To err is human, to gnome, divine...rar
Wee wee...¬¬
Agent Monkeysee on 28/11/2003 at 16:33
I'm still in love with Amelie.
Oli G on 28/11/2003 at 20:14
Quote:
Originally posted by Insertnamehere There were once two Dutch guys, who were in the navy
What is it about that statement that makes me think they were gay? ;)
Also, anyone who has a garden gnome deserves to have it nicked.
Gingerbread Man on 28/11/2003 at 21:15
Me and Eric swiped a Porch Nigger off someone's lawn once. Took it home, painted its face and hands white, took it back.
Couldn't believe someone ignorant enough to have a Porch Nigger in this day and age would be able to afford a house in Ottawa's suburbs, but hey. Now they have a Porch Cracker fishing for non-existent catfish in their stupid fake pond.
Para?noid on 28/11/2003 at 21:22
HELLO
THE GALACTIC CHOLOCATE IS NOT FLOWING THROUGH MY VEINS
WHAT IS THIS SHIT
Morte on 28/11/2003 at 21:33
Wtf is a porch nigger?
Damn you Monkeysee for reminding me of that thread. Now I've started to moon about RBJ's ex again. Even though she's all like ANCIENT. And her tits are probably saggy too. But still: :(
Morte on 28/11/2003 at 21:53
I'm still confused. So there's two black fellows sitting on a porch. This has some sort of 'cultural' significance why?
