howie is posting again.

howie on 21/6/2009 at 19:28

BrokenArts is one of the persons i really met on the forum. I never went to Chicago for the meeting - i sent my brother in my place. I was hoping for him to find someone for me, but all he brought back to me was junk. I didn't want to post this final message for myself - i feel i have no other choice now - my final words are for not a lover but a friend that will help me through life. I'm hoping that one of you would have something in common with me, i see that is lost now. Help me understand why my craigslist friends never go out with me again(?)! I was hoping that my personality would get me somewhere. I see that it doesn't anymore - too old i suppose. If one of you would be willing to meet me, to tell me what i am doing/saying that is so wrong i will appreciate that from you.

Craiglist post:

Gender: Female
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Ocean blue
Age: 35
Children: No
Cup size: DDDD
Build: Athletic
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 135 lbs.
Sex: Yes, but with only one other person on the forum.
Occupation: Attorney
Income: 6 figures - you don't need to more than that.
Hobbies: Cycling - 40 miles just gets me warmed up.
Comments: Hoping to find someone that understands me. I thought I would find someone here with something in common with me.

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u55fpsbzAfk) Sorry, never intended to hurt anyone.

howie

Mr.Duck on 21/6/2009 at 19:35

C'mere you....

*Shags you all over*

:D

BrokenArts on 21/6/2009 at 19:57

This just keeps getting better and better. howie, I wasn't at that chicago meet, you're probably thinking of ShadowCreepr. I know Screech was there too.

Scots Taffer on 21/6/2009 at 23:01

jesus christ

Dia on 21/6/2009 at 23:39

You lost me at 'howie is posting again'.

Tocky on 22/6/2009 at 00:05

Wait. Wait. If you take howies posts and add Buglunches then subtract Ajas cartoons then burn them onto vinyl and play it backward at 33 1/2 speed then... nope. I still don't understand the space time continuum.

And I definitly don't need to more than that.

BrokenArts on 22/6/2009 at 00:06

I'm lost as well. howie, you better quit while you're ahead.

aguywhoplaysthief on 22/6/2009 at 01:59

I'm not sure I like this new TTLG where we are dicks to people and then feel bad and are nice again.

howie is fucking crazy like buglunch, but at least buggy was literate and made some sensible statements in a nonsensical way. howie just makes embarassing and/or crass statements + youtube.

fett on 22/6/2009 at 02:14

Quote Posted by aguywhoplaysthief

I'm not sure I like this new TTLG where we are dicks to people and then feel bad and are nice again.

In my defense, I've been trying to be a dick to him all along.

aguywhoplaysthief on 22/6/2009 at 04:02

'A' for effort.