howie on 20/6/2009 at 14:51

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I heard on the radio the other day that talking in bed, while doing the dirty deed, with your mating partner is the latest fad. I thought LONG AND HARD about this and wondered what should we all say? I have suggestions for the forum crew....

Man: I have saved up $5,000 for a new car for myself but have decided to forgo that desire and let you and your girlfriends spend it on a shopping spree with the money.... woman : oh baby :

Woman: I worked out a deal with the other MLB teams too get the Cubs (your favorite team) all the best pitchers in baseball so they can win the world series this year! man : ohoooooo :

Man: Micheal Bolton is coming to town and I have secured a backstage pass for you - dinner with him included. woman : yes yes yes :

Woman: I love doing all household chores for you and wish you would let me mow the lawn too. man : ah ah ah :

Man: I want you to mold me into the perfect man by telling me all the things i am doing wrong. woman : don't stop now :

Woman: I wish you would oggle all the women at the beach, it really turns me on. man: I feel dizzy :

Man: All my friends think you are the sexist woman on the planet and want to take my place when I am gone. woman: hehe...

.......and so it goes...........

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q75gREOjyFI&feature=fvw) howie

rachel on 20/6/2009 at 15:02

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Howie.... Oh, Howie... HOWIE! OH OUI! OH OUI! OH OUI!! OOOOH OUIIIIIIII!

clearly.

howie on 20/6/2009 at 16:49

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[ transmission ] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3ILUic7aN0) Congratulations!!! WINDOWS has successfully sent your message to...Piglick! [ \ end transmission ]

Renzatic on 20/6/2009 at 20:14

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Oh Jesus.

june gloom on 20/6/2009 at 22:09

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Slow day on TTLG apparently.