How to win a woman's heart?

hopper on 23/11/2007 at 10:11

Im Karpfenteiche
schwamm einmal
eine bläulich-bleiche
und schleimig-weiche
Wasserleiche

Quote Posted by BR796164

I'm totally above lifestyle magazines for men, they are intelectually debilitating.

As opposed to those intellectually challenging women's lifestyle mags :o

Rogue Keeper on 23/11/2007 at 10:20

:cheeky:

Matthew on 23/11/2007 at 11:45

Quote Posted by SD

I ain't ever gonna learn German. Not because it's a horrible, guttural language (although it is) but because my forefathers risked their lives precisely so I wouldn't have to.

Did they bomb your chip shop too?

Rogue Keeper on 23/11/2007 at 12:26

I'm officially inviting Strontz onboard of my shiny VII-B U-Boot in Silent Hunter III. I can make him Leitungsingenieur if he'll be interested. Surely we'll have good time sinking some precious British cargo.

st.patrick on 23/11/2007 at 12:58

Quote Posted by BR796164

I wonder how this will win some poor woman's heart.
Unless that poor woman is Fräulein Oberleutnant Schulz, that is.

hopper on 23/11/2007 at 13:06

Quote Posted by st.patrick

I wonder how this will win some poor woman's heart.
Unless that poor woman is Fräulein Oberleutnant Strontz, that is.

fixed :cool:

st.patrick on 23/11/2007 at 13:17

Quote Posted by hopper

fixed :cool:

been waiting for that ;)

jimjack on 23/11/2007 at 15:36

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jimjack, no offense towards you or any other male around here. My only beef is the so called applied *theory* to every woman with boobs. Being young doesn't justify that, and people should know you can't lump everyone into one category, that just doesn't work, and that should go without saying too.

(I texted my previous comment while on a bus so I messed up on quoting savvy. being without much experience myself I'm saying is not helping me, it's not an age thing at all.

Well, I'm not offended and I don't know if I should be, I'm only baffled at how easily defensive women get!

That and why girls in my bracket are intent on leading a guy on. Maybe they don't do it intentionally being possibly a case of they don't know where things are going or how they are about committing to someone and allowing them to try and win their heart. I should just enjoy the game but I lose everytime and its not fair play. Take at a recent dance for a example..girl gets me out on the dance floor, proceeds to dry hump my backside..I'm enjoying well enough why wouldn't a guy, but afterward instead of at least geting her name she dives off into the crowd and proceeds to mock me with her crew from a distance. Of all places to be able to approach a girl, the dance floor is the unofficial female territory of blue ball administration.

So I then I start theorizing, or turning to as it was put "less challenging material". Pretty sad either way. Hope I don't get all jaded from the abuse girls are putting me through currently.

BrokenArts on 23/11/2007 at 15:47

Defensive, maybe. I just get sick and tired of men stating women act one way. And lumping all women into one category, which is stupid.

Both men and women bitch about one another, its how things are worded that should be taken into consideration, and sometimes they are not.

Rogue Keeper on 23/11/2007 at 16:03

Quote Posted by jimjack

I'm enjoying well enough why wouldn't a guy, but afterward instead of at least geting her name she dives off into the crowd and proceeds to mock me with her crew from a distance.

Didn't I suggest IGNORANCE in the beginning?

If a group of girls tease you because they think you behave like a moron, take it with a grain of salt and try better next time. If you think they're seriously harsh and unfair, just forget that stupid gaggle and redirect your attention to something more interesting. They're not worth your preoccupation.

But consider the possibility that if you don't have success with them all the time, there is something wrong on your side and you may really behave like a moron.

Afterall, as Cindy Lauper once sang - just like you, girls just want to have fun.