OnionBob on 29/4/2006 at 21:00
you're going to get banned and that is excellent :)
Selkie on 29/4/2006 at 21:07
Quote Posted by kingofthenet
I don't mean to start all these threads
If that's the case, I'm sure we could easily find someone to gleefully cut your hands off.....:cheeky:
Vernon on 29/4/2006 at 21:23
Quote Posted by kingofthenet
This world is so unfair to us literary geniuses, I will have to play in the shadows as an "unsung" hero, until my death, Then they will do a PBS special on me, and you all can kiss my ass then...
GET A JOB LOL
kingofthenet on 29/4/2006 at 21:58
Quote Posted by Gestalt
Don't do that, you'll mess up the plumbing.
I did find it weird that you went from "Hey guys here's a funny story" to "I will now describe in detail the many erections I have experienced" in the space of about two posts. Creepy.
Yeah, I know, I am a real enviromentalist, I love to recycle, but strangely, it is very hard to find anyone willing to take a sack of used condoms, I mean they have those little bins for old batteries, but just try and get your drug store to take back your old rubbers?
Yeah,sorry about that, the posts went a little "astray" I would have pulled it together though, and tied everything into a nice bow.
theBlackman on 29/4/2006 at 22:08
Quote Posted by kingofthenet
Yeah, I know, I am a real enviromentalist, I love to recycle, but strangely, is very hard to find anyone willing to take a sack of used condoms, I mean they have those little bins for old batteries, but just try and get your drug store to take back your old rubbers?
Yeah,sorry about that, the posts went a little "astray" I would have pulled it together though, and tied everything into a nice bow.
You might consider a course in the use of punctuation, as well as how sentences are constructed.
Then work a little (quite a bit actually), on style, story cohesiveness, and plot character development.
Oh! I almost forgot. Your hormones don't mean a hell of a lot to your readers. The shallowness of the character you started to describe would mean instant consignment to the outhouse paper supply had it been printed.
Wyclef on 29/4/2006 at 22:40
Quote Posted by me in the locked thread
That wasn't a bad thread. If it was deleted by the mods, that was an uncharacteristically poor decision that can only stoke the TTLG KOOL KRU complaints.
Actually, I'm told there were several more installments that took a turn for the RAUNCHY, and so I withdraw my comments
fett on 29/4/2006 at 22:45
HAY GUYS HERES A STORY ABOUT HOW KINGOFTHENET BANGED WOODSIEGIRL IN THE BACKSIDE BUT GOOD...
Swiss Mercenary on 29/4/2006 at 22:51
You mean Kotn has an imaginary boyfriend called Bob?
Mr.Duck on 29/4/2006 at 22:57
:cool:
When the world was full of males and females.
kingofthenet on 29/4/2006 at 23:04
I wouldn't say it turned "Raunchy" maybe a tad PG-13, I mean really, it wasn't like there was any Obcene nudity, more like Pychological "nudity":D
It was tame, OK, maybe I wouldn't put the stories in the church newsletter, but an episode of Family Guy is far worse...