kingofthenet on 29/4/2006 at 19:03
I mean sure, I COULD have done the stories without all the sex shit, but that would be like an unsharpened pencil...Pointless. I mean what would "Eye's Wide Shut" been about if not for the kinky sex action, Tom walks here, Tom walks there, end of movie, but NO Stanley Kubrick is a Fucking Genius, but I am just a demented pervert, right? I mean Stan, could create a steaming pile right there on the sidewalk, and people, would say he's so artistic, me I'm a sick peeking tom? This world is so unfair to us literary geniuses, I will have to play in the shadows as an "unsung" hero, until my death, Then they will do a PBS special on me, and you all can kiss my ass then...
...But I do have some funny stories, I am sure I can edit out any "sexual content" so as to not offend the delicate eyes of TTLG members, and keep the lawbreaking down to a non felony level, would that be cool or are you going to censor that?
Fringe on 29/4/2006 at 19:06
You have a bright future here.
Nicker on 29/4/2006 at 19:25
How about you add photos and corroborating evidence to your stories and submit them to your nearest law enforcement agency. That would be a real hoot.
Agent Monkeysee on 29/4/2006 at 19:28
I think you need to start a few more threads about this.
Spitter on 29/4/2006 at 19:53
lol, it's just pleasure!
kingofthenet on 29/4/2006 at 20:03
I don't mean to start all these threads, but i want to be sure i am O.K., before I pour my "heart and soul" into a masterpiece, just to have it flushed away like a used condom. I try to give you guys the best!!!
...and Nicker, way to suck up to the "MAN", Do they let you ride in the police cruzier, and turn on the lights and siren? ...and give you a shiny tin foil badge?
Turtle on 29/4/2006 at 20:35
Hey, try emailing these questions to an admin, jizzbomb!
Gestalt on 29/4/2006 at 20:46
Quote Posted by kingofthenet
I don't mean to start all these threads, but i want to be sure i am O.K., before I pour my "heart and soul" into a masterpiece, just to have it flushed away like a used condom.?
Don't do that, you'll mess up the plumbing.
I did find it weird that you went from "Hey guys here's a funny story" to "I will now describe in detail the many erections I have experienced" in the space of about two posts. Creepy.
Fringe on 29/4/2006 at 20:58
I'm looking forward to starting new threads about kingoftheinternet's stories becoming the next TTLG bandwagon.
Also, in before thread deletion.
