Vivian on 16/5/2006 at 22:30

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Hey losers you internet losers!
Long time no see. If anyone is still intetested, I moved to london, got a job in a bank, got promoted, met some very intensely boring people, learnt to throw a kitchen knife into a tree and got awarded a scholarship to become a doctor of dinosaurs! raw. Anyway, I'm glad to see you are all still not dead and able to poke a computer in a vaguely coherent way and stuff, good for you.

Fuck, pushed the wrong button there, been out celebrating not being dead and booze existing. Anyways, I have recently been listening to oxbow, the yeah yeah yeahs and the rakes (who are now officially the live sensation of the year, fuck off and get tickets if you dont agree. The motorhead lead singer has spare energy spunk off on the entire crowd and get them dancing and throwing beer on each other even three floors up and grabbing stuff and chucking it and OI! and everything). Um... if you dont haver any oxbow stuff then get some, it sound like your funnny friend that you like but have never really had a proper conversation with having a horrible come-down and attacking your second-hand keyboard with a hammer. Yeah Yeah Yeah's new album is AAAWESOMEE and you have NO EXCUSE for not owning it, none at all. Oh yeah, and how are you all? I've been without internet for some months now so I havent seen this website for a while.

P.S. I AM NOW A MALE MODEL, OH YEAH, WORKING FOR AGENCIES AND SHIT.

metal dawn on 16/5/2006 at 22:53

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MAKE IT HAWT??

BITCH PUHLEEZ!!

HE IS UGOFF