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june gloom on 19/7/2009 at 21:15

While the penis and a blender rarely mix, the penis and a (http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity1222.gif) pencil sharpener are most certainly never to be mixed at all ever.

demagogue on 19/7/2009 at 21:54

Quote Posted by PeeperStorm

Blame all your band's problems on the bass player.

Quote Posted by scalack

I played the Bass guitar and sang back up chrous vocals on this song. Why is Aaron getting all the credit

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyjGJv-SbSg) scalack's one regret (9 months ago)

LesserFollies on 19/7/2009 at 23:15

My husband told me that when he was around 12 he filled his mom's blender with water and toilet paper and stuck his penis in there to feel the swirliness. True story! He was a weird kid. :D

heretic on 20/7/2009 at 00:47

Never confuse a lysergic decanter for your visine.

Scots Taffer on 20/7/2009 at 00:52

~~Never~~ ~~Always~~ Sometimes put it in the butt

heretic on 20/7/2009 at 00:53

What
What?

DaBeast on 20/7/2009 at 01:18

Anal sex isn't like it is in the porno's.

Kolya on 20/7/2009 at 01:36

DaRealShit.

(Yes, I just got up at 4 in the morning just to make this post. I'll go back to bed now. Later.)

Fringe on 20/7/2009 at 02:01

Never listen to writers' advice about writing.

gunsmoke on 20/7/2009 at 02:04

Quote Posted by DaBeast

Anal sex isn't like it is in the gay pornos.Trust me.

:joke: