Here's a tip. - by aguywhoplaysthief
gunsmoke on 19/7/2009 at 15:31
Always wear your keys on your belt.
PeeperStorm on 19/7/2009 at 17:09
Keep some foam earplugs, a condom, and cab fare on you when you leave home for any reason.
The big pile of ammo means that there's a boss battle around the corner.
Wait until the police are gone before you call them names.
Blame all your band's problems on the bass player.
Do not put your finger on the trigger until you're ready to shoot.
You can't fight city hall, but you can make the council members pretty damn miserable during the weekly meetings if you try.
Pour the acid into the water, not the other way 'round.
nicked on 19/7/2009 at 17:18
Use less oil when frying naked.
Renzatic on 19/7/2009 at 17:49
Try to have a bit of patience in all situations. Otherwise you'll end up like me.
jimjack on 19/7/2009 at 18:43
Look up the Polish word for Stud on Babel because it could mean anything like "job well done", if not be wary of your boss or seek a way to explain that on the work site, you just can't call your employees by this term.
Nicker on 19/7/2009 at 19:20
Keep a large bag of Organic Sea Salt on hand when considering online advice.
Starrfall on 19/7/2009 at 19:28
When you're trying to prove the contents of a writing in court you really should offer the original (or an appropriate substitute) and not assume you can just testify about it.
driver on 19/7/2009 at 19:52
Never put toast in a toaster.
Printer's Devil on 19/7/2009 at 20:50
Quote Posted by MrDuck
Here's another.
Penises and blenders -rarely- mix.
I am intrigued by the -rarely- scenario. Do you publish a newsletter, sir?
Vasquez on 19/7/2009 at 21:10
don't try to drink Tequila bottoms-up from a tall glass
