Here's a tip. - by aguywhoplaysthief
st.patrick on 19/7/2009 at 11:21
CAIT (Creative Alcoholic Induction Theory): The attractivity of ideas conceived in state of serious inebriation is directly proportional to the feeling of embarrassment you experience the following morning and indirectly proportional to the number of people who will be willing to consider you part of their biological species.
RDART (Recording Devices/Amnesia Ratio Theory): The magnitude of alcohol-induced amnesia is directly proportional to the number of audiovisual recording devices present at the spot.
NLSE (Non-Linear Spatial Expansion): For N (N being personal limit for blood alcohol content that is unlikely to land you in trouble) increasing in steps of 1 to (N + X), the distance you have to traverse before you get home increases (N + X)^2 times.
DRE (Delayed Revenge Effect): If you committed N transgressions in state of advanced mental incompetence, these transgressions will be reminded to you in (N + 1) weeks, under the condition of being in presence of a person to whom you denied committing any of these transgressions .
Mr. headbone on 19/7/2009 at 12:21
NEVER ; ever ask your girlfriend/wife if she's on her period. :grr:
Kolya on 19/7/2009 at 12:26
Shoot the core.
Thor on 19/7/2009 at 12:35
Make a gang war between Cybermen and Daleks.
Also, respect all turtles. They were here before humans and they will be after the humans have destroyed each other.
Dia on 19/7/2009 at 12:49
Never drink seven Bloody Marys on an empty stomach.
Then drink a lot of Hawaiian Punch the next morning.
Fringe on 19/7/2009 at 12:51
Flak cannon > rocket launcher.
Xenith on 19/7/2009 at 13:05
Procreate.
Duncan on 19/7/2009 at 13:37
Shit damn wank balls arse.
Muzman on 19/7/2009 at 14:29
Page 2 and no leprosy joke
:nono:
