Here's a tip. - by aguywhoplaysthief
Queue on 6/8/2009 at 12:19
Even though age is a state of mind, sometimes dancing around, like you have a social disease flaring up, at the age of 61 might not be a great idea:
Quote:
"RAPID CITY, S.D. - Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler was airlifted to a hospital after falling from stage during a concert at the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in western South Dakota.
Tyler, 61, fell while entertaining the crowd by dancing around after the sound system failed during the song
Love In an Elevator, said Mike Sanborn, spokesman for the Buffalo Chip Campground, which hosted the outdoor concert.
Tyler was on the stage's catwalk when he fell backward onto a couple of fans in the middle of what was a record crowd, Sanborn said. Security rushed to help him and the crowd cheered when Tyler got back up."
The best part of this news story was an eye-witness:
Quote:
"Lance Yellow Robe, who said he was 8 eight feet from the stage when Tyler fell off, told the Rapid City Journal 'you could kind of see it coming because he was dancing all over the stage.'"
Then he went on to state:
Quote:
"'I hope he's OK,' Yellow Robe said. 'I could care less about the concert being canceled.'"
Yes, Lance, like in your case it
could be possible to care less (too much pot smoke has made it impossible for you to realize you "could not" care less about something) about the concert being canceled since Aerosmith has never been relevant, but no. And if you're still rocking it out to
Love In An Elevator then you should have Steven Tyler fall on you and hopefully break both your necks.
steo on 6/8/2009 at 20:03
Quote Posted by Hesche
If you are drunk-riding your bike at night in Frankfurt and get stopped by a police patrol and decide to vamoose:
Don´t let your intoxicated mind decide to take 4 consecutive left turns on your escape.
Possibly the best tip yet.
Dia on 7/8/2009 at 01:35
Quote Posted by PeeperStorm
When the skunk starts stamping its little feet, it is time to move away
ASAP.
Somebody tell my dog that. He's been sprayed 3 times already in the past year. :eww:
PeeperStorm on 7/8/2009 at 02:16
Ahh, nightclubs:
When the bouncer tells you to leave, do it. He beats people up for a living, and you're probably drunk.
If you're expecting trouble later on, make friends with the bouncers. Let them handle your problem.
The waitress will remember whether you tipped last time, and how much. She'll tell the other waitresses too.
The bartender will always know at least one other person who's looking for a housemate.
Mingan on 7/8/2009 at 02:43
That girl in the red dress is either a hooker or a dude. Do not grope.
steo on 7/8/2009 at 02:48
If there's a corner and you didn't bullet-time dive around it, you're not playing the game properly.
aguywhoplaysthief on 7/8/2009 at 03:09
Quote Posted by PeeperStorm
The waitress
will remember whether you tipped last time, and how much. She'll tell the other waitresses too.
Which sucks because the reason they got a shitty tip is probably because they did a lazy-ass job of waiting on the customer. I always wondered how often the poor service I get has something to do with this.
Hesche on 7/8/2009 at 08:07
When you are convinced that everybody in the bar wants to hear you sing you have been drinking too much.
Don´t let beginners play catch with baseballs in twilight at grill partys.
And on a related note: don´t let your dentist sell you ceramic inlays for splintered teeth. Too expensive and they just don´t stick. Rather let him file off the cracks.
Tocky on 8/8/2009 at 04:15
Quote Posted by PeeperStorm
Ahh, nightclubs:
When the bouncer tells you to leave, do it. He beats people up for a living, and you're probably drunk.
But I swear I can take him this time.
