Here's a tip. - by aguywhoplaysthief
Thief13x on 25/7/2009 at 01:31
I'm all for non-creative writing
Queue on 25/7/2009 at 01:53
I'm all for shitting in sandboxes.
Tocky on 25/7/2009 at 02:01
The world is my sandbox.
fett on 25/7/2009 at 02:37
In that case, I just dropped a massive twosie on your little plastic pail.
PeeperStorm on 25/7/2009 at 03:21
Thank you. It was delicious!
Hesche on 29/7/2009 at 12:31
Before you assemble and install an insect protection swing door (involving neighbor-annoying Sunday evening sawing, drilling and hammering) try out if it fits between French door and roller shutter.
Always use a reinforeced rubber hose instead of simple silicon tube when dealing with high pressure gas connections.
When you use someone else´s bike make sure you know which handle operates which brake. At the same time test how effective (in comparison to the practically non-working brakes you are used to) the brakes are. Especially the front brake.
Feel free to cut off everyone's right of way. EXCEPT taxi drivers.
37637598 on 29/7/2009 at 20:17
Every time you press 'Backspace', Steven Hawking makes it rain.
PeeperStorm on 31/7/2009 at 06:32
When the skunk starts stamping its little feet, it is time to move away ASAP.
Hesche on 6/8/2009 at 11:41
If you are drunk-riding your bike at night in Frankfurt and get stopped by a police patrol and decide to vamoose:
Don´t let your intoxicated mind decide to take 4 consecutive left turns on your escape.