Here's a tip. - by aguywhoplaysthief
aguywhoplaysthief on 19/7/2009 at 03:15
Put your phone number in your wallet, because if you don't and you end up losing it, the person trying to return it will have a hell of a time tracking you down.
Vasquez on 19/7/2009 at 03:39
I have another tip: Learn to remember your phone number, even though you never call yourself.
Those moments when you're out of business cards and you're fumbling with your mobile in front of the would-be client to find out how you can check your own number, are somewhat embarrassing :rolleyes:
Mr.Duck on 19/7/2009 at 05:00
Here's another.
Penises and blenders -rarely- mix.
PigLick on 19/7/2009 at 05:33
never tell a woman to hurry up
PigLick on 19/7/2009 at 05:35
beer before spirits
PigLick on 19/7/2009 at 05:39
dont trust someone who wears their keys on a belt
BrokenArts on 19/7/2009 at 06:29
Don't post 3 times in a row.
june gloom on 19/7/2009 at 06:34
Don't eat 7 fudgecicles in one day.
van HellSing on 19/7/2009 at 07:02
Eat your greens, especially broccoli.
Wear sensible shoes,
And always say "thank you."
Koki on 19/7/2009 at 07:07
When in doubt, apply magma. Or Psionic Storm.