Help Tuco Three. - by Tuco
Tuco on 4/7/2003 at 02:53
That's right, this is the long awaited Second Edition Revised (TM) of Help Tuco.
Since some parties decided to act like the little kids my girlfriend babysits and started fighting over my damn story like a tonka truck, Striker was forced to close down the thread.
Anyway, Gingerbread Man has given me full administrator rights over TTLG for the sole purpose of governing this thread.
Anyone is more than welcome to join in.
Well, not really, but my word is law anyhow... and here is my word(AKA the rules, since you little brats need them, if you break them I will, uhh, call you gay)
1: No arguing about whether or not something would happen or not, others contributions are COMPLETELY theirs and unless I state it's bullshit, then it could happen, so stfu you fairy.
2: No killing Tuco, because well, you can't...
3: No killing any of the main characters(hah!) IE: those played by one person. Only I get to do that or ask for it.
4: You may have ONE main character, it 'should' be the guy you have in MW, or your favorite, if it's not your posting name, state so.
5: No playing the MAIN roles of your contribution with other characters. IE: if you're making a contribution, you can't make the focus be Tuco, or anyone else's dude, but you can do a little bit, just nothing ground breaking. Please don't be a fag and exploit the little bit of flex I give you, asshole?
6: None of this ooc fighting bullshit, frankly I think Ryushi and Elite or Exile or whatever that shitface is named are both pinsacked llama's that need to contribute to my shrine. If you do this, I'm going to let the mad dog Forsythe edit your posts and say things like, 'I'm a happy fairy, look at me prance around like a fairy.'
7: Two people must post storylines before you post another one. You may edit yours at any time and notify us if it's important.
8: Be creative and have fun, GOT IT?
Storyline... storyline...
Tuco's omnipotent soul was trapped by Jordana and Ryushi, they also concieved a baby like jungle rabbits, and the baby was a boy named Cyrus. Ryushi implanted the Tuco's soul into a sword and named the sword Anima Tuco. and is training Cyrus with it along with Jordana.
Cyrus is 17. All the plot development on Tuco's/cyrus' relactionship, cyrus himself, and cyrus/jordana/ryushi's relationship still remain the same as seen (
http://www.ttlg.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=68591&perpage=25&pagenumber=1) Here.
Okay there's the plot, take it from there and glorify Tuco.
Exile on 4/7/2003 at 07:40
<Blockquote><B>Tuco:</B><Br />Help Tuco Three.</Blockquote>
I just thought that I'd save the trouble and say that I won't be posting to this thread right from the start. It has to be the dumbest idea I've ever heard, aside from my own ill-fated thread on the General forums.
Tuco on 4/7/2003 at 13:56
Well, no time for making a witty comeback, I've got to figure out how to go back in time and give a condom to Exile's parents.
Jordana on 5/7/2003 at 04:07
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Originally posted by Tuco Tuco's omnipotent soul was trapped by Jordana and Ryushi, they also concieved a baby like jungle rabbits, Hey!! :)
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I've got to figure out how to go back in time and give a condom to Exile's parents. *ROFL*
Yeah, anyway, I already have some notes on what I had planned to do with the story, so I'll start converting them into something I can post soonish.
Tuco will be exalted!
RyushiBlade on 5/7/2003 at 07:20
Heh, I completely forgot what my plan was before, so I'll just wing it. See what happens. How long do you want to wait for more people Tuco?
Ania on 5/7/2003 at 09:31
I want to play too. Must reread the original tale, though. I'll try to come up with something this weekend.
My character's name is Aoife, btw. It's pronounced Eefa. She is on her way!
Ania
Tuco on 5/7/2003 at 14:16
I'm just waiting for two contributions. Then I'll start. Or Monday when I'm working, and then I'd get the ball rolling.