Help Tuco. - by Tuco
Tuco on 6/5/2003 at 04:50
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Initially, Jordana had been somewhat amused by the newcomer's rather overly masculine posturing
Ryushi's gonna get some!
Sorry about basically forgetting about half your base, Exile, opps...
And Jordana, with my dead sexy robe, would I really need to resort to raping temple girls? hahah =)
And striker, I rather enjoyed my wrapping my genetalia around someone's neck... you're such a bugger!!
I think Tuco gets some dialogue around now.
What will be interesting is to see how Ryushi/Jordana respond to Exile. Apparently Exile is powerful enough to slay Tuco by himself while Tuco is in his weakened state.
And I guess like all cheesy action movies, there needs to be some before the fight blah blah blah))
"You should kill me while you have the chance, you slime ball wannabe god." Tuco exclaims to Exile, who is hovering over Tuco, grinning.
Tuco makes more pitiful steps towards where Lilacor is loudly shouting to be used. Tuco slows to a crawl. His armor is severly punctured, Tuco leaves a trail of blood as he makes his way painfully towards the equipment room. His mask ripped off, Tuco is half grinning, half sneering, and half scowling at Exile.
Suddenly and suprisingly, Zahra the Dark Priestess of the Temple of Tuco appears. She lifts the curse on his items, and hands Tuco the sword and robe.
"What took you guys so long? Man, I haven't even had any lines yet! It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum! And I'm all out of bubble gum!" Lilacor was vibrating in excitement at the thought of getting revenge on his captors.
"Mmm... Forfeit your life now that the hilt of Lilacor is in my grasp. Like the river your blood runs in the future. This humilation of suprising me will not go unpunished. You may be close to a re-incarnation to Sheograth, but fear will drive you into madness of depths unseen."
"Yes! We are brought together again, watch out baby, cause I'm TNT!" excitedly says Lilacor, as it gives Tuco some of his strength, his force, his power.
He dones his robe. "Mmm... much better. Now see you the full power laid there-in."
"Well, you follower of Sheograth, what do you have to say for yourself? This time all spent for me?" Tuco's eyes gleam as he sizes up his opponent, Exile. It wouldn't be an easy fight. It would be challenging.
"This will be entertaining. But keep in mind how many of you I've killed. Why all this effort? Ahh..." Tuco notices the soulgems. "So entrap my soul wish you? Having the most powerful soul in morrowind, what would you do with it? Draw power as you do to Vivec? Hah. I am both your destroyer and saviour then? How convienent for you, to come after Ryushi slayed me, and try to trick me into submission. You should've killed me when you had the chance, Exile."
"Oh, and I believe that's my masque, thief."
As Tuco ends his speech, the room notes a red glow transpiring in its area, conjoining with the lava, it gives an erie feeling. Tuco's magic is being collected. His anger and admonition fuels his mana, bringing power anew. Tuco, being challenged by this new enemy, rises up to power he had never felt before.
Just as Tuco was beginning to make his first move, his narrow hate filled vision notices Ryushi and Jordana.
"Well well, my assassin and a failed temple whore. How intriguing. And I sense the Star of Azura. Coming to trap me for your own devices? Maybe for a new sword, Ryushi? What are your motives for seeking me out once again?"
"And you, girl, I remember you. I smell vengeance coming from you, very well. And you're playing with daddies' swords, how cute."
"I seek my own vengeance, and I will be satisfied... one way or another."
Tuco and Zahra stood facing Jordana, Ryushi and Exile. The odds were stacked against him, it wasn't the first time. This would be a bloody fight. But were his opponents together, or did they just happen to be against him?
((It's kind of funny to see four egos work together. I guess it's your turn, Jordana and Ryushi. I personally think Tuco and Jordana should die, Tuco being trapped in Azura's Star, and have Ryushi and Exile fight over the soul))
Minorly edited to fit Kfort's contribution
Tuco on 6/5/2003 at 05:30
That Tuco has nothing to do with the real Tuco. He is a trickery, an abomination to Tuco. He was a mistake, an accident, he should have never been created. Everyone knows the real Tuco can be seen here:
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www.silver-fox.us/~tuco/Tuco.jpg)
Lord Kahn on 6/5/2003 at 06:57
I never knew there could be so many replies while I was at school.
Exile on 6/5/2003 at 07:51
ADDENDUM
Day 2 of Evening Star, Year of the Third Empire Four Hundered and Two
Exile raises two fingers upward and, calling his troops to attention, 20 Orcs raise their solid Ebony crossbows. Exile points both fingers directly at Zahra and, almost immediately, her body bursts into a violent orgy of frost and poison. Blood from her head splatters across the room, mostly being caught on the statue of Sheogorath only a few meters away. Without ceremony, she falls to her knees and slowly slips into the lava. Exile whispers, "Bitch..." He couldn't help but notice how much ill luck these drunken Nords have with women. Ryushi walks forward, raises a finger, and, stuttering slightly, says, "Er... I think that I may have something to say..."
(Okey-doke, I think that *NOW* is time for Ryushi to say his piece... So, without further interruption...)
Lord Kahn on 6/5/2003 at 08:10
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Exile on 6/5/2003 at 08:13
Ahem, I said, without interruption...
Anyways, Khan, since you're online, would it be alright if I just compiled this into an e-mail and allowed Ryushi and Tuco to add their, er... unique... perspectives and mail it back to me, then you get all three copies and decide which one to put in your mod (easter egg, of course, or there will have to be some serious editing).
Here's what I have so far:
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Day Ten of First Seed, Year of the Third Empire Four Hundered and Two
Like the prothesized Angel of Death, Tuco stood surrounded by the corpses of his opponents. As with all Battlemages, he had grown extremely arrogant over his lifetime, and he wanted to know why. With the bloodlust in his eyes that is common to all Nords, he took a step back and his sword, Lilacor, acknowledged the fresh blood laid across the soil with a cheery, "Come get some..."
He made a few steps into the next room of the seemingly abandoned Elven fortress of Hlormaren. There, he found Ryushi. Not a notable person at all, but quick as a cat and twice as brutal, Ryushi circled his opponent. He had all the mundane armor of an assassin, but he had in his possession a dagger of immense power. Before Tuco could sense the presence of his murderer, Ryushi had stabbed him in the back nearly a dozen times. With his dying breath, Tuco uttered a curse that failed miserably, making Tuco's last moments on this mortal pain even more gruesome.
Ryushi took a signpost and hanged Ryushi in the Antechamber of the fortress as a symbol to all that would oppose him. Ryushi fled the gruesome scene as the scent of death filled the air. Mysteriously, all that the assassin had taken from the corpse was a pathetic sum of 2000 gold.
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Day Twenty of First Seed, Year of the Third Empire Four Hundered and Two
Exile, the Master Armorer, Knight of the Imperial Dragon and Archmaster of House Redoran, sat upon the top of a Dwemer ruin overlooking Gnaar Mok. An Orc levitated towards him, his shield bearing the mark of the Legion. he had brought the monthly report of smuggling operations in the region, including the coast from the town of Hla Oad to the Southern points of the West Gash. Exile started the conversation while still in a meditative stance, his eyes half-closed.
"What news do you bring to me?" Exile said, his tone steady.
"The caves you wanted excavated -- I can't remember their specific names..." The messenger replied
"The names do not matter, for they will all be manors for our newly appointed House Brothers, am I correct?"
"Yes, they are perfect. The entrance and guard quarters for two of the three cavers are already completed. Ebony deposits were found close to the entrance. Rather strance, but I sent for a courier to send them to the Mage's Guild in Ald'Ruhn to be converted to alchemist's measures."
"I hope that they will make a good chain. What of the Cammona Tong?"
"Dead. There has been no activity to speak of. I think that you'll find the report pleasing enough. There is one thing to discuss, however."
"Has Sheogorath contacted you? Has something happened at Valenvaryon?"
"A battlemage and twelve others were found dead at the enterance to Hlormaren. It appears as if the battlemage entered the antechamber and killed off a dozen of the stronghold's inhabitants. All are, as you would say, expendable."
"Quite. What happened to the foul stench that killed them?"
"The battlemage? It looks as if an assassin came in, wielding a poisoned dagger. He stripped the man of all his possessions and left them in a heap beside his body. The body had been bound to a wooden path spear."
"Doesn't seem to be an extraordinary occurence, but worth a visit nonetheless. Prepare an armored elephant while I conduct some business with Sheogorath..."
"Do you never cease to annoy the Mad God?"
"We must stay firmly to the Plan, even if it does mean pissing off a Daedra."
Exile jumped off the tall Dwemer tower and proceeded through his grand armor room into the Lower Levels of the ruin. A huge statue of Sheogorad and the sweet mist of skooma filled the air. He summoned the Daedra using a diamond and the skull of a Hlaalu noble. Sheogorath spoke to Exile, saying, "The Battlemage that your messenger found dead was one... one of few... Something that requires much thought, but you must sense his power... a dark one, filled with the terror of a skinned cat. Abandon this ruin and build a prison to contain him. The Path will become clear, and the Plan will draw near. The skinned cat has spoken."
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Lord Kahn on 6/5/2003 at 09:19
But I didn't say anything it was just a ........, does that qualify as a word? Anyway compile it into an email, do what ever you can to make it easy for me.
RyushiBlade on 6/5/2003 at 13:09
((So let me get this straight. You did exactly what I told you NOT to do. You went ahead and finished this and, though letting me kill Tuco again, did it completely differently than Ryushi WOULD have done, I didn't even trap his soul AND JORDANA DIDN'T EVEN GET HER SAY? I'm just going to ignore your last past, thank you...))
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Exile whispers, "Bitch..." He couldn't help but notice how much ill luck these drunken Nords have with women.
Ryushi took a step forwards and unsheathed his blade. He spoke quietly, his voice not just filled with anger, but an almost calm hatred. Without raising his voice it seemed to overpower the roars of the cavern.
"Tuco... You escaped me once. I will not make that mistake again. Jordana... When he is near death, cast the spell and have Azura's Star ready. Exile... I swear to god if you take one more
step I will personally cut off everything I can off of you to make SURE you don't move again." He flashed a smile. "Of course, I wouldn't
dream of killing you."
((Exile... do what you want. You can fight against Ryushi and Tuco, or fight against Tuco and then Ryushi, or wait until Ryushi's done and try and finish him off. You've always got to give people a chance, you can't just kill them like that...))
His knuckles went white as he gripped the blade more tightly. His body started to shudder violently. The power was felt filling the cavern, colliding with that of Tuco's. He had one goal in mind. Tuco. He wanted to see blood.
Tuco on 6/5/2003 at 15:26
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and allowed Ryushi and Tuco to add their, er... unique... perspectives
Like hell if I'm doing more work than what I'm doing now.
And Ryushi, why exactly do you want to trap my soul?
sappe on 6/5/2003 at 19:06
well you are a god aren't you?:eek:
This story is great! You should clearly win the competion. :)
Ryushi: In exils defence he did mention that you all would send in "your version" .
If you think his story was wrong then tell your version :eek:
