Skronk on 7/7/2002 at 22:14
And if I'm not mistaken, this should definitely be in the hints and spoilers forum. Surely the mods will move it there. :)
Tuco on 8/7/2002 at 04:35
I don't care about your crappy ass problems with falling through the floor or missing npcs, but stop using ugly fonts/colors.
VetMichael on 9/7/2002 at 02:24
Why don't you like polychromatic fonts, Tuco? Maybe, instead, we should use odd fonts when posing questions? or maybe HUGE fonts?
Either way: I have NEVER fallen through a floor, and my Acrobatics is around 50ish...maybe that's due to luck or whatever...cuz it seems like different people have different bugs in the game (makes Morrowind that much more special, eh? ;) ) maybe the problem would go away if you installed the patch? it might be worth a try...
Tuco on 9/7/2002 at 02:27
Hehe.
I'm not sure why people fall through floors, I haven't seen this epidemic as much in other games(and I've played a lot).
It generally happens if you go too fast, in which the game calculates where you are before it takes into factor the slants in the floor etc... but why it would do that in a single player game.. I dunno.
That's just my theory based on how it 'feels'.
VetMichael on 9/7/2002 at 02:39
this may just tie in with the other thread about why men want to play women! hear me out! okay, a guy wants to play a woman on here, but, lets say he is heavily influenced by the Euro-trash fashion world (and hey, what red-blooded he-man isn't, right?) Or, maybe being a "zeroes" kinda guy (and who'd NOT want to be labelled a zero, right?) who watched Ally McBeal. either way, he made a female character with a custom "bony model/Auschwitz survivor" class born under a custom birthsign which gives the double edges "waif" attribute (she can smoke 50 cigarettes an hour, but must vomit up any solid food ingested). well, the character in question (who we will name Callista Moss, for lack of a better name) is so damn thin, that she slides right through the cracks in the floorboards in the medieval-ish setting of Morrowind, sliding endlessly through the space between molecules of the rocks and dirt of the soil into the very core of the planet, where her mass becomes infinitely heavier, say 80 pounds or more! such crushing weight is too much for the malnourished, proto-osteoporosic bones to take, causing them to snap like balsa wood.....
the answer? make beefy, red-meat-eating, beer guzzling, freely-flatulating Nord Warriors (if you MUST have a feminine side, slap a dress on him)
Tuco on 9/7/2002 at 03:12
/agree mike
Exodus_dk on 9/7/2002 at 07:57
ROFL!!!!
