heheh - by mlk8f
Striker on 27/9/2002 at 07:55
There ain't nothing wrong with brown swimwear. Gives you the option of wearing them for much longer than other colours.
:P
-Striker
Jordana Chal on 28/9/2002 at 02:23
I suppose it's a Good Thing that he isn't downriver of the Legion's barracks, though, or the name of the game might be "Wrapped around your toe: Banana peel or prophylactic?" :eww: Could be one and the same thing, I don't think they've invented latex in Tamriel yet ;)
Chaos Kin on 28/9/2002 at 07:02
ROFLMAOWRTT(W hile, R eading, T his, T hread)!
Forsythe on 28/9/2002 at 11:04
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Originally posted by Jordana Chal Could be one and the same thing, I don't think they've invented latex in Tamriel yet ;) Lordy, I hope not... dunno if you can imagine it, but the amount of sensation would be the equivalent of wrapping your finger in a radiator hose. I'm hoping they'd use something like Guar skin or Kagouti gut; thin but flexible is the name of that particular game, and as a plus it'd be biodegradeable! ;)
Jordana Chal on 28/9/2002 at 23:59
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Lordy, I hope not... dunno if you can imagine it, Trying very hard not to, actually :)
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but the amount of sensation would be the equivalent of wrapping your finger in a radiator hose. I'm hoping they'd use something like Guar skin or Kagouti gut; thin but flexible is the name of that particular game, and as a plus it'd be biodegradeable! ;) Hmmm, something strong, but thin and flexible....Domina condoms, anyone? Just arrived on Vvardenfell, available in a variety of exotic colours including Grazelands Green and Red Mountain-sizes range from Wood Elf to Orc!!
(Cannot believe I just wrote that-remind me again how we got onto this?)
Alternatively, perhaps they don't need that sort of thing at all on Vvardenfell; check out this rather well-written Daily Vivec article for a possible explanation:
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http://www.rpgplanet.com/morrowind/thedailyvivec/jul/03072002.html) http://www.rpgplanet.com/morrowind/thedailyvivec/jul/03072002.html
Forsythe on 29/9/2002 at 03:26
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Originally posted by Jordana Chal Hmmm, something strong, but thin and flexible....Domina condoms, anyone? Just arrived on Vvardenfell, available in a variety of exotic colours including Grazelands Green and Red Mountain-sizes range from Wood Elf to Orc!!I suppose it's understandable that you didn't mention Dwemer sizes... they've been shooting dust for years ;)
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(Cannot believe I just wrote that-remind me again how we got onto this?)Practical discussions on latex-alternatives? ;)
Nice article, Jordana ;) Planning a followup, based on the sudden extinction of the ash storms? I can see it now... "Population of Vvardenfell still on decline: Epidemic-level insomnia cited" ;)
mlk8f on 30/9/2002 at 17:17
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"Population of Vvardenfell still on decline: Epidemic-level insomnia cited"
Well, but if people aren't sleeping, surely they're doing *something* during the night hours...:eek:
Forsythe on 1/10/2002 at 00:37
*chuckle* You ever stayed up even a few days in a row? That's when hallucinations start kicking in... trust me, you're too fagged to shag, so to speak ;)
Jordana Chal on 1/10/2002 at 03:10
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Originally posted by Forsythe
I suppose it's understandable that you didn't mention Dwemer sizes... they've been shooting dust for years ;) Oh, it hardly bears thinking about..... :)
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Nice article, Jordana ;) Planning a followup, based on the sudden extinction of the ash storms? I can see it now... "Population of Vvardenfell still on decline: Epidemic-level insomnia cited" ;) Thanks!! I've got some ideas for other articles, when I get the time.....you should write that followup, it sounds funny.
Course, given how ugly most of the NPC faces are, especially the Dark Elves, maybe they just don't fancy each other:)
Jordana Chal on 1/10/2002 at 03:14
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Well, but if people aren't sleeping, surely they're doing *something* during the night hours...:eek: Yep; they're hanging randomly around town bugging the hell out of me with insane rants about Dagoth Ur's vengeance, etc etc etc.:grr:
What is it with the Elder Scrolls anyway; an adventurer just can't set foot outside at night without SOMEONE yakking on about vengeance.
