theBlackman on 12/9/2008 at 02:54
Hi, For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attack than the British or Americans.
3 Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
4 Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British and Americans.
5 Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Scots Taffer on 12/9/2008 at 03:03
It's white women that kill you.
theBlackman on 12/9/2008 at 03:09
Quote Posted by Scots Taffer
It's white women that kill you.
It's all women. But it's not really the women. It's the running after them. :ebil:
irving_forbush on 12/9/2008 at 03:17
Quote Posted by theBlackman
It's all women. But it's not really the women. It's the running after them. :ebil:
Just imagine pav running away...she must've hung on to them, else them garbanzos of hers would've flung innocent bystanders into oncoming traffic...
But truthfully - does she look like the type that actually ran away??? :cheeky:
Scots Taffer on 12/9/2008 at 03:36
I sense a meme developing.
Ghostly Apparition on 12/9/2008 at 03:41
Quote Posted by irving_forbush
Just imagine pav running away...she must've hung on to them, else them garbanzos of hers would've flung innocent bystanders into oncoming traffic...
Thanks, that was quite the mental image. LOL
TTK12G3 on 12/9/2008 at 03:42
There's no getting back on topic, is there?
TBE on 12/9/2008 at 03:59
Turns out my cholesterol levels are all normal, but my triglycerides are double the norm :p Gotta cut out the fat and get a George Foreman grill! Actually I heard some wonders about flax seeds.
Speaking about BOOBS!
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http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k8/TafferBoyElvis/boobs.gifBEAR on 12/9/2008 at 16:01
I'd like to add the percentage of our diets that contain high fructose corn syrup to your statistics.
Thief13x on 12/9/2008 at 16:27
Couldn't think of a witty joke so I personally think that it's stress that is to blame
