Vivian on 3/8/2010 at 12:42
The onion doesn't count. Otherwise you might as well all sit there making up stuff like 'Sex Pest Mutates Into Train' or whatever.
Queue on 3/8/2010 at 14:21
Quote Posted by Vivian
'Sex Pest Mutates Into Train'
More information needed.
Vivian on 3/8/2010 at 14:33
"Thought to be linked to the solar anomaly reported by royal astronomers last month, Banbury resident and celebrated local sex-pest Geoffrey 'Sweetcorn' Plumes began to mutate last thursday, undergoing what local residents describe as a 'bloody electric holocaust, lights all over innit' to become a class 432 passenger train. Chiltern Railways have currently engaged Mr. Plumes on the Banbury-Reading line for a probationary period of 3 months. 'If he can keep himself from leering unnecessarily at passengers waiting to embark, we currently see no reason to cease employment of Mr. Plumes', says a spokesman for Chiltern. 'After the events of last thursday, however, we will no longer be using female staff or males under the age of 30 on late night services'."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF7PgImsAzk) Source
