SD on 14/2/2009 at 13:56
Quote Posted by Enchantermon
Ah, Valentine's Day. The only day out of the year that is set aside to make single people like me miserable.
The idea is that by the end of the day, you're not single any more. Or don't you understand the whole "send a card to someone you like" bit?
Kolya on 14/2/2009 at 14:00
Quote:
Asiya Andrabi, head of "Daughters of the Nation", an extreme Muslim group: "Sometimes there is no option but to use the stick out of sheer love."
A young modern couple walks through a park, sharing innocent affections, when suddenly the "Daughters of the Nation" jump out of the shrubbery, dressed in black motorcycle suits, wielding leather clubs. They take the vanilla pantywaists to the temple where they are drugged and forced to do their evil bidding in front of a huge pagan statue.
The picture in my head is my reward.
Sulphur on 14/2/2009 at 14:58
Replace the motorcycle suits with cotton dhotis/salwar kameezes (equal gender opportunities, man!) and the leather clubs with farm sickles, and you'll be golden.
BrokenArts on 14/2/2009 at 15:04
Yeah, as the title of this thread says. Happy V D Day.
fett on 14/2/2009 at 16:09
I'm having sex right now.
BrokenArts on 14/2/2009 at 16:17
With your hand of course.
Dia on 14/2/2009 at 16:22
:laff: :laff: :laff:
*does coffee spit-take*
Happy Valentine's Day!
And I really mean that from the bottom of my
Starrfall on 14/2/2009 at 17:22
Does anyone else think the google valentine's day logo looks more like a slasher flick logo than an embodiment of love?
Queue on 14/2/2009 at 17:25
*manning the Glory Hole*
Come one, come all!
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