Martin Karne on 31/12/2009 at 23:01
Have a new what?? When where?
Briareos H on 31/12/2009 at 23:02
oh it's on
Eshaktaar on 31/12/2009 at 23:09
Happy new thingy! And stuff!
242 on 31/12/2009 at 23:25
Quote Posted by Scots Taffer
you useless italian fuck
Someone began celebration a little bit ahead of time I see ;)
Quote Posted by henke
it's 50 minutes into the new year here and here I am, home already and posting on the internet. damn near sober. A shameful man. :(
2010 off to a bad start :(((((((((((((((((((((((((
Oh I feel your pain bud.
Molock on 31/12/2009 at 23:59
Happy 2010th birthday modern society year counting!
Renzatic on 1/1/2010 at 00:07
Dear 2010
When I was a kid in the old 20th century, I remember getting exciting watching all these movies about you and how futuristic you were gonna be. Now I'll admit, I never imagined we'd have these portable music thingies that are smaller than even the smallest Walkman and still be capable of holding thousands of albums worth of songs. Or the internet. I mean who would've thought that by the time you came around, we'd have the ability to talk to vast amounts of people the world over at the push of a button, or have fridges that could order food for us and have it sent right to our door? Hell, it's almost futuristic when you think about it. But despite all this, 2010. Despite all these rather neat things...I'm disappointed in you. Wanna know why? I'll tell you.
First, no Moon Cars. None whatsoever. Hell, we're still using wheeled vehicles to get around for the most part. And Space Rangers? Nowhere to be seen. The closest things we have to Space Rangers are Astronauts. People who, truthfully, are nothing more glorified TV repairmen, flying out to space to do nothing more than fix a faulty satellite so the entire West Coast can stroke one off to the Spice channel before downing a cheap beer and calling it a day. I mean comeon, 2010. Your older brother, the 80's, had us believing you were gonna be full of geosynchronous orbital laser platforms shooting down nuclear commies who didn't believe in good 'ole fashioned red-blooded trickle down economics. Obviously you didn't come anywhere close to living up to your potential.
So let us round this up, shall we? Break everything down into the plusses and minuses of you, dear 2010. Here we go...
The Pros
-iPods
-Mature internet technologies (Web 2.0)
The Cons
-No Moon Cars
-No Space Rangers
-No geosynchronous orbital laser platforms
-No robots who are known for totally putting out
I am gravely disappointed in you, 2010. Happy fucking birthday you big ball of failure. :mad:
-Sincerely
Renzatic
Renault on 1/1/2010 at 00:16
I'm launching 2010 with some good beer, homemade pizza, some good beer, and then a Spoon concert (with some good beer intermixed). This year is looking up already.
Drive safe (or preferably not at all), you assholes. Have a great NYE. :cool:
Edit: Hey, does anyone have any decent resolutions? I'm determined to learn how to play the guitar in 2010.
Ostriig on 1/1/2010 at 01:08
And I'm launching 2010 with a sore throat. Meh. Anyway, Happy New Year, people, may it be better than the last one!
Molock on 1/1/2010 at 01:10
I'll start the new year with a combination of way too much beer, too much potato chips and too much RPG's. :D
june gloom on 1/1/2010 at 06:26
uhhhhhhhhh
go orioles?
