RippedPhreak on 15/12/2024 at 00:42
Since this is the holiday season I thought it might be nice to share a season's beatings uhhh...I mean greetings from the Hammerite Order:
Put a thief, put a thief, into the stocks
Let the mob come and throw him some rocks
Rope on the neck and a quick little drop
By the Builder boys, look at him flop!
Put a thief, put a thief, into the stocks
The Hammers have ways of making you talk
And if you don't re-pent, we might put your head
On the chopping block!
In the night time, it's the right time
To question a jack-a-blade
The dungeon is soundproof so yell all you want
When I get tired, I'll send in the Haunt
Put a thief, put a thief, into the stocks
creeping around, find a door that's unlocked
You're starting to see that you should have just left
Tomorrow you'll be on your way to Cragscleft!
Put a thief, put a thief, into the stocks
You wanted our gold, but you got quite a shock
Escaped from the Watch, and they seem a bit vexed
But don't worry, they can work on you next.
In the night time, it's the right time
To find intruders within the walls
In the night time, it's the best time
For patrolling these cathedral halls!
Put a thief, put a thief, into the stocks
Now sit there and wait while my irons get hot
Broke in our temple and here he will stay
That's the Hammerite
That's the Hammerite
That's the Hammerite way!
