Tocky on 28/6/2008 at 14:58
And it was a good one. Made me laugh.
Leaves of five let it lie. Leaves of three let it be.
Berries white, poisonous sight.
Red on yellow kill a fellow.
White cap and gills of pink mean you'll be dead before you think.
Funky monkey and she's likely a junky.
JonesCrusher on 30/6/2008 at 09:16
Never put items of clothing or anything combustible in your oven to dry....
When parking on a hill and your handbrake is a bit iffy,always leave the vehicle in gear,.it saves the police waking you up at 4am to come and shift the car because it has eased it self down the hill and is blocking the road.....
If you have very young children,always check the video slot for Cake,or Pizza before loading their favorite Video..........
if you are sent a pressie of a large paper bag full of Magic Shrooms,from a friend,dont listen to your husband when you ask him how many should you eat...and he says well ....just devide it 50;50 and see what happens.
Hettie xx
jimjack on 1/7/2008 at 21:11
Trampolines are a trip to the E.R waiting to happen. Safety nets will not save you either.
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http://files.myopera.com/jim91/albums/541239/ow.jpgAlso do not allow a second person the opportunity to triple bounce you. It promises to end up in a face plant. I did this four days ago.:mad:
(Years from now, how do you explain the result of a scar such as this, to sound as badass as it looks?)
R Soul on 1/7/2008 at 21:35
You could say you fell from a great height. People may assume you meant you fell off a building or something, when really you mean it was a great height because it wasn't high enough to do you too much harm.
Here's my tip: Don't go near anyone who's on anti-depressants. They could end up as one of those people who randomly shoot lots of people before shooting themselves.
The_Raven on 1/7/2008 at 23:32
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me.
Seriously, though, there are times when I even scare myself.
Tocky on 2/7/2008 at 02:35
You don't scare me if it's any consolation.
As for the scar, I've found Tijuana knife fight to be much better than self inflicted crowbar as explaination.
Tripplebounce. Been there. Marginally better to have your ass stuck in the springs.
The_Raven on 2/7/2008 at 13:44
It isn't so much a scary in the intimidating sense, but more of a slight concern over my mental health given some of the thoughts and impulses that go through my mind.
Gambit on 2/7/2008 at 14:22
If you go to a sport match it´s very wise not to provoke the adversary´s supporters, specially if you´re outnumbered.
For maximum security watch the game on Tv.
jimjack on 2/7/2008 at 16:18
Quote Posted by Tocky
As for the scar, I've found Tijuana knife fight to be much better than self inflicted crowbar as explaination.
haha Tocky ftw..But even more impressive.. The result of a ham-fisted impact from an opium crazed Turk in a Morrocan grog house brawl.
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Tripplebounce. Been there. Marginally better to have your ass stuck in the springs.
And by a long shot, better than getting a leg bending up from the knee wedged at a groin crushing level between said springs, with the other leg dangling lifelessy..felled from a strartospheric height.
Jennie&Tim..thanks for the link.
LancerChronics on 2/7/2008 at 22:52
Greatest information book of all time. Get the 11-in-1 version. Buy it-Read it-Live it.
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http://www.worstcasescenarios.com/) The Worst Case Scenario Handbook
