Brian T on 25/6/2008 at 20:35
Quote Posted by irving_forbush
Don't tug on Superman's cape,
Don't spit into the wind,
Dont pull the mask off that ol' Lone Ranger
And don't mess around with Jim.
(GOD, I'm old...)
Don't have to be old to like Jim Croce. He's great.:cool:
Mingan on 25/6/2008 at 20:35
Don't drink water that glows.
The_Raven on 25/6/2008 at 21:51
Don't eat the yellow snow.
pavlovscat on 26/6/2008 at 00:08
Quote Posted by Brian T
Don't have to be old to like Jim Croce. He's great.:cool:
Yes, Jim is cool, but trust me. Irv's old! :cheeky:
Tocky on 26/6/2008 at 01:48
The only one I can think of is don't come out with your hands up if one is holding a machete and the other a severed head.
And don't put viagra in the prison water cooler.
Koki on 26/6/2008 at 05:44
Any corner with a speed limit can be safely taken when you're going 20kms over said limit.
mxleader on 27/6/2008 at 07:31
Quote Posted by Taffer_Boy_Elvis
Never go into a deserted area without water and toilet paper.
What are you going to do, dig a hole and pour yourself a toilet?
TBE on 27/6/2008 at 21:45
Quote Posted by mxleader
What are you going to do, dig a hole and pour yourself a toilet?
No, how about just surviving if something happens to your vehicle?
And where I go 4 wheeling, there are no toilets, so unless you wanna have a dirty ass, you may just want to bring some toilet paper.
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http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k8/TafferBoyElvis/deserted.jpg) Here's where I go riding my 4 wheeler. Do you see any signs of civilization besides trails where people have been riding? I can go all day without seeing anyone, so if you break down, water would probably come in handy on a hot day.
Tocky on 28/6/2008 at 02:57
Pour yourself a toilet. City boys. I think that's the best laugh of the week.
That's okay, just grab some of those serrated leaves in that cluster of five on the ground there. Maybe a few of those three clusters climbing that tree.
You might want a large knife, a multitool, a compass, and a lighter too.
You know, for carving that commode from a tree stump and fashioning a toilet ball and reservoir.
mxleader on 28/6/2008 at 05:43
I was making a joke by the way.:tsktsk:
