global temperature is increasing so much, I need an air conditioner this year!

Thief13x on 1/3/2007 at 22:31

haha, the global warming nuts just did themselves once more...

(http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/americas/03/01/us.canada.climate.ap/index.html)

Thier gripe that global warming is getting so out of control that they now need air conditioners in canada made national news today. The only thing that they forgot to include is that the global temperature increased an astonishing, heatstroke-inducing .00472 degrees F last year (actual statistics), and only .236 degrees over the past 50 years.

I love how credible the global warming argument it...it's out of control omfg!!:laff: !

Fingernail on 1/3/2007 at 23:18

melting arctic? storm in a teacup.

Gestalt on 1/3/2007 at 23:35

I call troll.

SD on 2/3/2007 at 00:02

Every messageboard I'm on seems to have one of these resident fucking retards who think global warming is some sort of conspiracy invented by the liberal left to shaft America.

Needless to say, they should all end their sorry fucking lives at the earliest opportunity*

[*hypothetically speaking ¬¬]

Rug Burn Junky on 2/3/2007 at 00:13

Quote Posted by Thief13x

The only thing that they forgot to include is that the global temperature increased an astonishing, heatstroke-inducing .00472 degrees F last year (actual statistics), and only .236 degrees over the past 50 years.

Which of course is meaningless if the average peak temperatures, as well as the delta in temperatures for the affected areas covered in the story, are increasing by a greater amount.

So before you start going "HAHA THEY SI SO DUMB," get yer ducks in a row.

Paz on 2/3/2007 at 01:35

I would like to know the theoretical basis for humanity's impact on the global environment being some sort of conspiracy. The idea intrigues me.

Anyone who subscribes to this view, please outline the following:

~ Who or what is at the head of this conspiracy - the illuminati/aliens/communists/other?

~ What is to be gained from this conspiracy?

~ And by which parties/people/organisations?

~ By what means has this conspiracy been perpetrated?

~ How have large chunks of the worldwide scientific community been brought "on side" for this?

~ Anything else relevant you'd like to throw in.

I'm not trolling here, I really want to know what the structural argument behind a belief of this kind might look like. I can't promise that you'll avoid ridicule, but I'd still like to know.

D'Arcy on 2/3/2007 at 01:40

It's them terrorists who are behind this conspiracy, I tell you. This sort of stuff empowers them.

Renzatic on 2/3/2007 at 01:42

Quote Posted by Strontium Dog

Every messageboard I'm on seems to have one of these resident fucking retards who think global warming is some sort of conspiracy invented by the liberal left to shaft America.

On the flipside of that, you have people screaming GLOBAL WARMING FUCK FUCK FUCK everytime an unseasonably warm day rears it's much welcomed head.

BEAR on 2/3/2007 at 01:45

OH SHIT GLOBAL WARMING FUCK FUCK FUCK!

Renzatic on 2/3/2007 at 01:58

Humor.