Starrfall on 4/7/2010 at 16:59
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http://imgur.com/exiht.jpgHappy birthday America! You are pretty awesome despite the fucked-upityness, so in your honor we will cook hunks of dead animal over fires and consume many beers! And then we will set off loud sparkly contraptions and shout hooray! Independence win!
We shall undoubtedly be grilling something tonight, we just haven't decided what (there are a lot of animals out there...) and then there will be fireworks in the park which will terrify at least one of the cats. Gonna be a good day!
Aerothorn on 4/7/2010 at 17:05
I'm writing this from Vancouver. Yes, my family actually came to Canada just to escape Independence Day. Among other things, the fireworks cause one of my dogs to have serious anxiety attacks. So GOOD RIDDANCE
henke on 4/7/2010 at 17:09
And America says GOOD RIDDANCE to your family and that unpatriotic dog of yours!
Nicker on 4/7/2010 at 17:18
Quote Posted by henke
And America says GOOD RIDDANCE to your family and that unpatriotic dog of yours!
...says some Eurotrash safely hidden away in Finland!
rite?
Aerothorn, good thing you weren't up here on Thursday...
Sulphur on 4/7/2010 at 17:38
Hey. America. Thanks for everything, from culture to technology to Carl Sagan to movies to economic crises and the widespread cultivation of rampant consumerism.
But most of all -- thank you for the internet and gay porn. Few combinations can ever claim to be as profoundly life changing to millions of people around the globe.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA! \o/
Renzatic on 4/7/2010 at 17:41
Quote Posted by Aerothorn
I'm writing this from Vancouver. Yes, my family actually came to Canada just to escape Independence Day. Among other things, the fireworks cause one of my dogs to have serious anxiety attacks. So GOOD RIDDANCE
Anxiety attacks? Sounds more like your dog HATES THE BIG BOOMS OF FREEDOM! So run up north with the rest of the frostback free healthcare loving commie hippie scum, you lackadaisical slackjawed ne'er-do-well. I won't cry, I won't fret, and I won't mind. :mad:
Oh, and don't even think about coming back until you displace some natives.
In the meantime, while you're out dodging the draft, I'm gonna be enjoying a fish fry and 3 metric tons of illegal fireworks with my family and neighbors.
But sursily, people. To Aerothorn and the rest...HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!
SubJeff on 4/7/2010 at 17:43
Wait so are fireworks banned in Canada? because FUCK THAT SHIT!
I demand fireworks of the brightest and biggest with more fire and fury than most insipid inbred fanboi forumites could muster en masse in a lifetime! If the sky isn't on fire and the air not full of the smell of gunpowder and the fear of small animals you're not doing it right.
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3 metric tons of illegal fireworks
This, THIS is how you roll.
Happy Independence Day Yaggos! Eat meat for me. :thumb:
Renzatic on 4/7/2010 at 17:50
Did I mention that amongst the 3 metric ton of illegal fireworks is some good ole fashioned homemade stuff?
Toy Batmobile all loaded up with white phosphorus strips, taking its final ride into two gallons of gasoline. The kids will enjoy it.
Renault on 4/7/2010 at 17:57
Happy Birthday to the U.S., greatest country in the world (of course I'm going to say that). I'm celebrating by going to a (
http://www.summerfest.com) music festival, drinking good beer, eating bad food, and yes, watching explosions.
(In before SD's annual lameass Independence Day diatribe....)
june gloom on 4/7/2010 at 18:02
Nothing like celebrating the birth of your country by blowing the eastern seaboard into the ocean.
My favourite part of today, though? Watching Apocalypse Now after getting home from our family party.
