scumble on 17/11/2003 at 22:18

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Why does everyone claim to be so busy, while they are clearly standing about doing fuck all? They're all really unfriendly, even when they wan't help. Is this the land of peevish NPCs?

scumble on 18/11/2003 at 00:13

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I just can't afford such extravagant violence yet...

Perhaps on the morrow. I must sleep now, and hopefully an assassin won't turn up and poke me to death.

I did make short work of a cross between a dog and giant grasshopper by tickling them with my fire hands though :D

Gingerbread Man on 18/11/2003 at 05:48

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Well, me and the batty orange chick just had a lightsabre fight in the Mad Hatter's secret underground orange lair. I wanted her helmet, but alas. Didn't seem like much of a fight, either. Sure there were some neat pyrotechnics being wung around, but at level 61 I can usually avoid any attack, and withstand others. She got two good shots in with her lightsabre while I was trying not to get tangled up in Sotha Sil's rather ignominious corpse, so I guzzled a health and dropped a couple of Clannfears on her ass to keep her busy while I got my lightsabre out. To be honest, the only thing I was worried about was that she might damage my shield. I like my shield.

That kinda gets thrust upon you, eh? That "suddenly you are hurtling towards the end of your involvement in the main quest" thing. Felt really abrupt. And it's a bummer Sotha Sil was already dead (in a wonderfully Giger-Barker way). I was hoping I'd get to meet him. He seemed like the Thoth of the Tribunal.

So Faisal the Yoga Master is the only one left of the three. I knew there was something twitchy about Batty Orange when she told me to ash storm Mournhold. I think the first thing I'll do when I get out of the Mad Hatter's pad is go turn that damned thing off.

Course, I'm not sure how to get out of here. I have no idea how I got in here. Batty Orange said it was the Mazed Band that let her bamf in and out, but I checked it and all it seems to do is summon bionic velociraptors from Turok.

We'll see.

Now I have to go play with King Esther. Maybe he's got some more champions for me to humiliate.

(edit)
oho
That's how you get out.
Note to self: Don't just read labels. Test drive things.

Sure was worried for a sec that I was about to get a Hands-On experience when I showed up in the High Chapel. I don't know if I can take five or six of those boys at once.

¬¬

But I think I'd like to try....

(edit2)
r o fuckin l

That was like the Angry Dunmer Remix (Hyperactive Rave feat. DJ Stutter)

D D D D D D DIE FEtCH FETCHER FE FE FETCHER
YOU N YOU YOU Y Y Y YOU N'WAH WAH WAH N'WAH
YOUR WOUNDS ARE GREAT
Y Y Y Y Y OUUUU N' N' N' N' N'WAHWAHAWHAWHAWHAWHA

Plus some CRAZY ASS lightshow.

Got my punk ass beat down hardcore. But I figured I would, that's why I saved right before stabbing one of them in the bum.

I recommend everyone try this. It will give you a seizure.


(edit the third)

Aha.
I found out a thing.
If you stealth up and ping one of them with an arrow, they get hung up on the pillars long enough to drive a few more arrows into them. Of course, then they jump down to pummel you, BUT the others don't seem to care what happens as long as it doesn't happen on the dais. They just stood there like Standing There Things as I ran around beating up one of their shiny coworkers.

Then I stealthed out again.

And again.

That bum-biter bow is good at damaging people. Helps when you have Drain You arrows loaded in it, as well.

I saved that game for posterity, but I'm going back to my Pre-Slaughtering-Hands quicksave to play more. I can always come back and murder them again, I figure.

Gingerbread Man on 18/11/2003 at 07:26

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http://www.ttlg.com/gbm/mecha.jpg

(well, I HAD a suit of it lying around, I had to try it on. Looks better than the glass w. Cuirass of Savior's Hide I generally sport, but nowhere near as tough.)

Come stop by, buy a kebab or I'll gut you with my lightsabre.
:D

Jordana on 19/11/2003 at 03:53

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*approaches the kebab stand with extreme caution, sword drawn...*