downwinder on 22/4/2023 at 23:47
blame it on captain Davidson :P with a twist of the woodsie lord=a spoof of calandra legacy, some will get it
kubrick why dont you give it a try think of something only thief related and see if is in the real world none related you might be shocked of results
downwinder on 26/4/2023 at 00:32
i have wonderful news everyone, when you go to google search and type in "garrett tofu" this board is #1 on the search
Azaran on 26/4/2023 at 18:14
In a parallel universe, tofu is called "garrett", and the Thief games have Tofu the Master Thief as their main protagonist
downwinder on 26/4/2023 at 18:55
azaran have you seen the wanted poster of garrett??? if so then you know we are in that parallel universe already
TheRealSlimGarrett on 20/9/2023 at 13:02
Quote Posted by Thinking Robot
A real Thief conoisseur doesn´t eat tofu, only Minells "steak".
A true Thief eats Burrick steaks :p
Azaran on 20/9/2023 at 14:30
"We snuck into the depths of your average tofu brand, stole the additives, and replaced them with nutrients galore. Open your mouth. Open for us. Open your way"
mxleader on 22/9/2023 at 17:35
Next thing you know Garrett will be using solar powered flares and all Thief city FM's will be limited to 15 minutes of play time. :joke:
