OHHDEAR on 15/12/2002 at 01:21
So, I'm back in New York, my third visit, and I just [SPOILER] killed the reporter guy Harvey told me to kill.[/SPOILER] and I go back to the bar and talk to Harvey about my good deed for the day, and suddenly, for no reason, the bartender lady, Jordan, whips out her shotgun and charges toward me, red crosshairs and all. Naturally, I blow her away, and then the marine at the bar shots "Somebody wasted the bartender! Free drinks!" and then I crack up.
Of course, I reload the game as I am not a murderer of bartenders.
santaClaws on 15/12/2002 at 18:19
You cracked up? Whaddaya mean?
Anyway. Heh. I never envountered this situation. Free drinks. Funneh.
rachel on 16/12/2002 at 10:46
Did you still have your gun/crossbow/prod/anyotherweaponyoucouldhave equipped?
Because there's a HUGE sign on the Bar's entrance that says 'no guns allowed' or something, and the bartender will try to kill you if you don't follow this rule...
=) I know that by experience, so maybe that's what happened to you too...
Cyborg on 16/12/2002 at 10:50
Yeah.. Heh, first time I played the game I walked in with my pistol in my hand. Then Jock, the bartender and all gun having freaks started to shoot me. I thought Jock was a bad guy, and then I figured out the sign. :rolleyes:
Azal on 16/12/2002 at 11:06
And if you kill everyone in the bar, then next time you meet Manderley at UNATCO HQ he'll tell you off for doing it.
BTW - Jock is immortal, so you can't kill him. He also sports a stealth pistol and is a crack shot.
its the metho on 17/12/2002 at 07:51
Same thing happend to me.
:laff:
Maybe she is a relative :weird:
santaClaws on 17/12/2002 at 16:40
Quote:
Originally posted by Cyborg Yeah.. Heh, first time I played the game I walked in with my pistol in my hand.Frankly, I don't quite understand how this could have happened to anyone. It's clear that other people will feel offended by the sight of a weapon, isn't it? And DX is way lesser fun if played that wey. The INeverHalfterMyWeapon style.
Besides, it's written in the booklet. And yes, I did bother to read it before playing.
rachel on 18/12/2002 at 11:53
I have no booklet. I bought the budget (DVD-box) version (14.99 €)
Well, I think there must be a manual <i>on</i> the CD, but I never really bothered to have a look...:p
However, I remember very well the first time I entered in the "Underworld", I saw that big sign, and went on with the gun in hand... It was just a sign, nothing more... or so I thought.
<small>Now I know... :erm: </small>
OHHDEAR on 18/12/2002 at 21:39
I must have accidently got out the pepper spray.
I play No One Lives Forever (An awesome game. Think a 60s spy movie parody that ISN'T Austin Powers that plays like Deus Ex only funnier and without the RPG elements.) so I got used to walking around with my gun holstered as in that game, civilians would get scared if you had your gun out and they would never ever get unscared, which would make you miss many a funny conversation.
"You look like you need a monkey."
santaClaws on 19/12/2002 at 22:09
Look, I'm sure it's a perfectly excellent monkey, but I don't want it!
Have you insulted my monkey?
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What color is her dress? Her eyes? I'll shoot every woman with green eyes! Please, tell me!
She is ... eighty years old and wears a swimsuit.
No!
She's thirteen and dresses like a school girl.
Quit mocking me!
..
I'll have him carve out your eyes with a rusty spoon.
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I need to go to the loo.
Well, go then.
But what if she appears while I'm away?
Good point. Can you hold it?
I should think so.
Oh so hilarious! Ingeniously. I have laughed all my three quarter asses off. The only sad thing is that it's not that funny later on.
