Gorgonseye on 29/9/2006 at 03:18
I tried saying that to my mother....she was hysterical....what am I doing wrong?:confused:
fett on 29/9/2006 at 04:11
Did you read the whole thread? You're supposed to spank her as well.
Shayde on 29/9/2006 at 06:10
I can totally confirm this theory.
Also I suggest walking up to a woman you find attractive, and gesturing emphatically at your crotch area while making gagging noises.
Women go mad for that shit.
PigLick on 29/9/2006 at 06:45
Its called the package chop, and I am a renowned master.
Nicker on 29/9/2006 at 07:13
Thank you - thank you! This thread is a goldmine! Please keep up the fine work, lads and lasses. I, for one, don't want to die a virgin.
Parker'sSire on 2/10/2006 at 01:41
OK. I'm getting very confused.
I thought the key was having long hair.
Now you're saying that it's humiliation, belittling, and good old spanking/whipping techniques.
so... are you supposed to spank and whip the women with all that long hair???
And then Scots says that it has something to do with having large dogs.
What the hell does having a Rottweiler or Great Dane have to do with getting women hot???
Boy, things were (
http://gypsyquiltwagon.com/images/pictures/simmons.jpg) different when I was younger.
Mr.Duck on 2/10/2006 at 02:57
It's all about nipple pinching, really.
Parker'sSire on 2/10/2006 at 03:03
Quote Posted by MrDuck
It's all about nipple pinching, really.
Yeah, but I had a friend who was really into that and now he says his tongue just hangs limp down to his chin.
pavlovscat on 2/10/2006 at 03:28
Many women don't mind a little BDS&M if we get something out of it...like your ass next in line for the handcuffs & riding crop! :ebil:
And massive dongs are WAY over-rated. Most guys who actually have one think that's all they need...no technique, just size. PUH-LEEZE! :tsktsk: Anyway, it's not the length, it's the width. ;)
Women really want a man who will tell them they look beautiful and mean it...no matter what or when. And take out the trash. And cut the grass. And cook. And let them have the remote once in a while. :laff:
Shayde on 2/10/2006 at 06:26
Quote Posted by pavlovscat
Many women don't mind a little BDS&M if we get something out of it...like your ass next in line for the handcuffs & riding crop! :ebil:
I have to disagree with you on this. It's not the hope that the tables will turn and you will get a chance at being the dom that motivates all submissives.
Many submissives get turned on by the loss of control.
Just 'cause a girl wants to be turned over your knee tonight doesn't mean she wants to be Mistress of Pain tomorrow.
