Enchantermon on 18/11/2009 at 01:34
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. . . and reviews! haha
I was going to write one about WoW, but someone already beat me to it. There's some pretty funny stuff on there.
gunsmoke on 18/11/2009 at 02:42
Quote Posted by Kolya
The customer pics do.
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I loved my Laptop Steering Wheel Desk so much I got one for my 90yr old mother. She is an avid crossword puzzle fan and now she can work on them while she is driving back and forth from bingo at the senior center. One cautionary note be careful of those jerks that stop at yellow lights, my poor mother rear ended one and the airbag drove the desk back into her stomach which ruptured her spleen, well after a short down time I'm glad to say she is back on the road and cranking out those NY Times crosswords once again. Thanks Laptop Steering Wheel Desk you have made my mothers life more complete.
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Wow is this thing great! I use it as a "mini-bar" when the friends and I go out to the bars. I can quickly fix multiple shots of tequila for myself and the friends as we drive from one bar to the next. We also discovered that if you place a pillow on top of it and turn on the cruise control you can catch quick naps on the interstate. If you swerve to the left or right the rumble strips on the road wake you up in plenty of time before you get into trouble. I can now take longer trips without being tired!
Also, i am now dating a midget and she fits nicely on the steering wheel desk which allows us to experiment sexually while driving. This thing is like WD-40 or duct tape, it is a million and one uses!
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Spock on 18/11/2009 at 11:36
Quote Posted by CCCToad
... I've come close to being hit by texters ...
Back in 1999 I was rear-ended by a cell phone user. We had been going about 45 mph when I had to make a sudden stop ... he didn't quite manage it.
I'd had the brand new car for less than 30 days, he did over $7000.00 USD damage to it (before they found that the drivers seat mount was buckled and had to be replaced!), and the idiots at the insurance company insisted on repairing the car instead of replacing it. :( I lost over $6000.00 trade-in value from that accident.
The impact was so hard my seat collapsed and I was thrown forward with both knees hitting the dash before I stopped. My knees still hurt in cold weather.
I've decided that my ideal vehicle would be a Sherman tank. I would simply drive over those going from 45 to 0 and pulling to the left before making a right turn. I would also run down and crush (or just come to a sudden stop in front of them) anyone using a cell phone while driving ...
I'm not vindictive, just logical. There would be fewer and fewer idiots on the road to kill others. By the time I was finished, everyone would be a safer driver and I would be too old to drive any more.
