Cigam on 27/10/2016 at 11:53
As a counter-point to the thread about the general comments made by enemies, which conversations do you like?
I like the one in Assassins about the decline of the Hammers:
"Kind of sad. They used to be the power. Now they're just a bunch of guys wishing for the old days".
marbleman on 27/10/2016 at 12:27
Obviously, the conversation between the archers in Life of the Party :cheeky:
Also, the conversation between drunk Benny and a maid in Blackmail.
T2X had some great ones too. Especially in The Question of Knowledge and Of Ill Repute :)
DiMarzio on 27/10/2016 at 13:28
"Hey, I'm going to the bear pits tomorrow. You wanna come with?"
Also Raoul's monologue.
Jax64 on 28/10/2016 at 01:04
Quote Posted by DiMarzio
Also Raoul's monologue.
This would, without a doubt, be my choice. The curtains went down on him a long time ago.
Sanctus Germanus on 28/10/2016 at 02:49
Quote Posted by DiMarzio
Also Raoul's monologue.
Quote Posted by Jax64
This would, without a doubt, be my choice. The curtains went down on him a long time ago.
I have to say it again: Best. Mission. Ever.
Azaran on 28/10/2016 at 02:58
The cat conversation in Thieves Guild. A highlight, in a mission I otherwise disliked
klatremus on 28/10/2016 at 03:00
I agree with the cat conversation. Thieves' Guild could've been so much more.
zil on 5/11/2016 at 18:10
Guard 1: And I'm telling you that the only stench heartier than your rotting burrick of a master, is the liquor on his foetid breath. If he comes near Lady van Vernon again, we'll boil his knackers.
Guard 2: Oh, ho! Mighty fine words coming from a knock-kneed, inbred pageboy such as yourself. Our good master Willy wouldn't be caught near that frumpy little trollop unless he were holding her back at the end of a halberd.
Guard 1: (shocked gasp) How dare you defile the name of someone so good and virtuous as the Lady van Vernon. Our Lady is a saint among mortal women. An angel so pure the heavens couldn't hold her.
Guard 2: (scoffs) Hahaha! Your Lady? An angel?! You're lucky the dockside whorekeeps aren't bashing down her door for stealing their clientèle. Why just last night, I saw her out back warming up the stable-boy.
Guard 1: Such slander will not be tolerated while we're on watch! You'd best run and rescue your helpless limp lord before he flounders in his own vomit, or wakes up naked in a hen coop. Scurry off, or you'll acquire some unnecessary ventilation!
Guard 2: Is that a threat, you shrivelled old maid? You gonna prick us with your sewing needles? On this side of the street we shoot like soldiers, so don't make promises your arrows can't keep.
Guard 1: (voice cracks) YOU'VE GONE — you've gone too far this time, you camel-mannered, tunic-wearing mollycoddle! An arrow in the throat ought to shut you up!
Guard 2: RAAAAAAH! Have at thee!
(cue the flying arrows)
FenPhoenix on 5/11/2016 at 19:25
In addition to the classics like the archer fight and Benny-and-the-Maid, I've also always enjoyed this one:
sg20704A: Oh, mud 'n' blast 'n' bother...!
sg10704B: (Sighing) What is it?
sg20704C: New boots. It's gonna take me a week to break-in the cursed things. And until then...I'll be walking like someone's grandmum.
sg10704D: (Mockingly) Aw. Wouldn't want to stub your little toesies.
sg20704E: Aw.... Taff off!
Even compared to other silly convos, this one's subject matter is so astoundingly trivial that I find it funny for that reason alone, plus I'm 110% sure they really just wrote it so they could use the line "Taff off!" :joke:
Azaran on 5/11/2016 at 19:30
Quote Posted by zil
Guard 2: (scoffs) Hahaha! Your Lady? An angel?! You're lucky the dockside whorekeeps aren't bashing down her door for stealing their clientèle. Why just last night, I saw her out back warming up the stable-boy.
I had quite the laugh the first time I heard that line :D
Another I liked were the opera conversations, with the 2 performers talking about 'scrapping the lower class', and the other two practicing their lines
