The inscrutable po on 12/3/2006 at 10:50
Hong Kong, 3AM. Wearing boots, a huge overcoat and all his equipment, Denton jumps thirty feet into the filthy canal to look for bodies and loot as the Hong Kong police look on. He finds nothing, pulls himself out on a platform covered with rats and garbage, then soaking wet and nearly drowned he enters the dingy room of a boat person who's warming himself at a flaming barrel.
Denton: "Excuse me. I was looking for a way back to the market."
Boat person: "You are American. Did they throw you in the canal?"
Denton: "I was swimming."
inselaffe on 12/3/2006 at 16:09
surely that ones made up? :s
The inscrutable po on 12/3/2006 at 17:11
No. Not made up.
Fig455 on 12/3/2006 at 18:09
it's real, lol/
How about "somebody wasted the bartender, drinks are free"
I really shudder when he says crap like "I capped his ass" "maybe I'll cap his ass, too".
Shevers on 12/3/2006 at 18:42
I can only hope to god that those lines are meant to be ironic or somesuch :p
The inscrutable po on 12/3/2006 at 20:05
Vinny (submariner in the Underworld bar): "I'll say it straight: I'm a patriot. I don't like to see one of our top-secret bases comandeered, especially when the only people allowed in are these Asian mafia types. You think you can do something about it, I can let my buddy at the front gate let you slip by.
I ask one of the guys, why's FEMA here? He says, 'You ask one more question the emergencys gonna be you.' That's how they talk to you."
I like the first one because it sounds so much like headlines from the last week. The second one because of headlines in the last year.
Fig455 on 13/3/2006 at 00:00
"Sure, I don't mind needles".
Anticheese on 13/3/2006 at 07:42
After an MJXII trooper kills you:
"Anyone else hungry?"
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Level one, about 80% of the way to the NSF leader:
One of the hired mercenaries says something along the lines of "I'm a big tough soldier!" in a voice that perhaps may have 68 IQ points at an optimistic best.
Eshaktaar on 13/3/2006 at 17:59
"I speel my drink!"
And JC's excuse to Manderley for shooting the chief terrorist on Liberty Island against orders: "Friendly fire?"
doctorfrog on 13/3/2006 at 19:00
After a bloodbath involving armored MJ12 troops at the Lucky Money, the door-lady, walking back to her post, remarks, "This is our best night in a long time!"
